Articles tagged with: Kate Winslet
WEBTHUMP! November 4 2009
10 - Here, have a story about bat-centric oral sex - Slantedscience 9 - And now, for anyone who thinks that Nintendo Wiis aren't creepy enough - Geekologie 8 - The Roots have missed their calling. Hip-hop's gain is 1970's MOR deep, deep loss - MyChemicalToilet 7 - What did Kim Kardashian dress up as for Halloween? What? A sort of prostitutey Disney princess? Get out of town - AmyGrindhouse
Important Newsflash: Kate Winslet Is A Pleb
What a blunder, Kate. You opened your mouth and now the whole world has idiot flu. We at Hecklerspray, however, can feed our families because you discreetly told a girlie mag that you're working class. Somehow we can't see you binge-drinking down the local with a pack of slags or putting mayo on our chips. You could a buy a couple of chippies for £12 million though, maybe open your own colliery and get Sam Mendes to film your family while they break their backs for minimum wage. Next time you want make a statement, don't tell Marie Claire - use propaganda. That's what clever people do.
What a blunder, Kate. You opened your mouth and now the whole world has idiot flu. We at Hecklerspray, however, can feed our families because you discreetly told a girlie mag that you're working class. Somehow we can't see you binge-drinking down the local with a pack of slags or putting mayo on our chips. You could a buy a couple of chippies for £12 million though, maybe open your own colliery and get Sam Mendes to film your family while they break their backs for minimum wage. Next time you want make a statement, don't tell Marie Claire - use propaganda. That's what clever people do.
WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 24 February 2009
10 - Never say that Kanye West doesn't give you anything. Specifically he gives you epilepsy and a migraine... 9 - A list of 100 sexy grey-haired men. For the laydeeeez - BWE 8 - Want to make an environmentally-friendly booby trap? OK! - Instructables 7 - Fast food restaurant pictures vs the real ...
Who’s Presenting The Oscars? It’s A Massively Pointless Secret
Are you looking forward to the Oscars on Sunday? No. No, of course you're not. Nobody is. It's OK. Nobody is. Just don't tell the Oscars organisers. They're absolutely murdering themselves trying to get even a flicker of Oscars-related interest from the populous at large and, it's fair to say, they're failing spectacularly. But the Oscar people have got an ingenious joker up their sleeves - they're keeping the award presenters secret until the ceremony itself. Incredible! But here's a warning - if the awards aren't presented by Elvis, Jesus and a dancing troupe of exploding nuns, we'll be sorely effed off.
Are you looking forward to the Oscars on Sunday? No. No, of course you're not. Nobody is. It's OK. Nobody is. Just don't tell the Oscars organisers. They're absolutely murdering themselves trying to get even a flicker of Oscars-related interest from the populous at large and, it's fair to say, they're failing spectacularly. But the Oscar people have got an ingenious joker up their sleeves - they're keeping the award presenters secret until the ceremony itself. Incredible! But here's a warning - if the awards aren't presented by Elvis, Jesus and a dancing troupe of exploding nuns, we'll be sorely effed off.
SAG Awards Won By Slumdog Millionaire And Zzzzzz
In essence, SAG is a gang of prissy millionaires all threatening to go on strike because they don't get paid enough. But it's more than that, you know - SAG also holds an incredibly important awards ceremony each year, too. The SAG awards help to dictate the Oscar winners each year, by basically copying the Golden Globes and then standing around hoping that nobody notices. Which, so far, they haven't. And, as such, the big winner at last night's SAG awards was Slumdog Millionaire, which not only won Best Picture, but also Best First Half Of A Movie and Drippiest Ending.
In essence, SAG is a gang of prissy millionaires all threatening to go on strike because they don't get paid enough. But it's more than that, you know - SAG also holds an incredibly important awards ceremony each year, too. The SAG awards help to dictate the Oscar winners each year, by basically copying the Golden Globes and then standing around hoping that nobody notices. Which, so far, they haven't. And, as such, the big winner at last night's SAG awards was Slumdog Millionaire, which not only won Best Picture, but also Best First Half Of A Movie and Drippiest Ending.
Heath Ledger & Several Less-Dead People Win Golden Globes
The Golden Globes are like the fun Oscars, mainly due to a lack of Rob Lowe singing duets of Proud Mary with Snow White. But last night's Golden Globes had an unavoidably sad shadow looming over them. Was this because it was the first major awards show to honour the late Heath Ledger's role in The Dark Knight by giving him the award for Best Supporting Actor? In part, yes. But mainly it's because Mickey Rourke decided to use his Golden Globes acceptance speech to eulogise some of his dead pets. And because Rumer Willis' face gives us the creeps.
The Golden Globes are like the fun Oscars, mainly due to a lack of Rob Lowe singing duets of Proud Mary with Snow White. But last night's Golden Globes had an unavoidably sad shadow looming over them. Was this because it was the first major awards show to honour the late Heath Ledger's role in The Dark Knight by giving him the award for Best Supporting Actor? In part, yes. But mainly it's because Mickey Rourke decided to use his Golden Globes acceptance speech to eulogise some of his dead pets. And because Rumer Willis' face gives us the creeps.
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 7 January 2009
10 - Not so much Badvertising as Bewildertising. Does this exist? 9 - Anyone want to know what Kelly Clarkson looks like now that she's decided she wants to be famous again? - Popjustice 8 - We don't know what's the worst thing about this, the fact it happened or the unsettling sensation that it's ...
Kate Winslet’s Naked Body Totally Belongs To Kate Winslet, OK?
History dictates that, whenever Kate Winslet appears in public, she must always have her bum - or at least one of her norks - out. And since Kate Winslet has an interview in the new issue of Vanity Fair, it stands to reason that she should get as absolutely naked as flipping possible in every single accompanying picture. But here's the crazy thing - Kate Winslet's naked body actually looks fairly decent in the photos. And this is chubby old Kate Winslet we're talking about here - lumpy bumpy old chubby old Kate Winslet. So if her naked pictures looked good, it's only logical to assume that it was because they'd been mangled beyond all recognition with an airbrush. Just don't mention that around Kate Winslet, because there's a strong chance she'll punch your face off if she hears you.
History dictates that, whenever Kate Winslet appears in public, she must always have her bum - or at least one of her norks - out. And since Kate Winslet has an interview in the new issue of Vanity Fair, it stands to reason that she should get as absolutely naked as flipping possible in every single accompanying picture. But here's the crazy thing - Kate Winslet's naked body actually looks fairly decent in the photos. And this is chubby old Kate Winslet we're talking about here - lumpy bumpy old chubby old Kate Winslet. So if her naked pictures looked good, it's only logical to assume that it was because they'd been mangled beyond all recognition with an airbrush. Just don't mention that around Kate Winslet, because there's a strong chance she'll punch your face off if she hears you.
