Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
15 bell-ends, one job. The race is on to find someone to tongue Alan Sugar’s wrinkled old scrotum. And make lots of money before the economy collapses.
Before this series of The Apprentice started, I took a look through the candidates, allowing them to hang themselves with their own demented words. Now we’re halfway through – seven firings (can you name them all?) and one who gave up before they’d even started – let’s see who’s left.
Celebrity divorces don’t just happen to celebrities, you know – they also happen to people we’ve never heard of, like Kate Walsh.
Oh, we’re just kidding. Of course we know who Kate Walsh is. She’s, you know, that woman who recently announced that she’s getting divorced from her husband. And she… um… what’s that, Wikipedia? Kate Walsh is the star of Grey’s Anatomy spin-off Private Practice and the movie Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer, Part 2, a movie that actually exists? Oh.
Anyway, Kate Walsh has asked everyone to respect her privacy in the wake of her divorce. Somehow, we can’t see that being a problem.
