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Does Johnny Depp Legit Think He’s a Pirate?

January 20th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The above picture is of 50-something, Johnny Depp, with his sexy 20-something fianc?, Amber Heard. The picture was taken last week and no, it was not taken on the set of the newest “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie. This is just who Johnny Depp is now: a crazy, middle-aged man who frequently dresses like a pirate.

Remember in the 1980’s and 1990’s when Johnny?Depp dated Winona Ryder and Kate Moss and was super hot and a great actor? Like, people really respected him and he was pretty successful at the box office? Then he did one two many Tim Burton movies and, I guess, lost his damn mind.

Top 10 Sexiest Non-Curvy Celebrities of All Time

March 11th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Shocking News Of The Week – Terry Richardson’s A Disgusting Sleazeball

March 13th, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

Noted creep Terry Richardson’s status as an icon in the fashion world is pretty baffling – trying to explain it would be like trying to think of a new colour or describe the taste of water.

Especially after yet another young model has come forward with her account of working with ‘Uncle Terry’ – a nickname that doesn’t help his sleazeball reputation – and if it doesn’t leave you with an itch to snap those stupid glasses in half then quite frankly, you’re colder than Christmas at Woody Allen’s house.

Kate Moss Without Makeup

Kate Moss is perhaps Britain?s most prolific supermodel yet. The globally renowned model has been reigning supreme since the early 90?s and not even a cocaine use scandal in 2005 could keep her down as she re-launched her career soon after.

The mother of one and wife to The Kills front man Jamie Hince has always maintained a rock star image, often seen frequenting London?s trendiest clubs. The Vogue cover girl?s skinny frame doesn’t come without sacrifice however as she controversially announced ?Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?. We beg to differ love, give Nando’s a try. The striking temptress is usually dolled up and dressed to impress but Kate Moss without makeup switches up her image.

People Are Upset Tyra Banks Donned Whiteface, Because of Course They Are

September 11th, 2013 By Natalia Kemble

Over the weekend Tyra Banks tweeted a set of pictures of herself gussied up as other supermodels, most of whom happen to be white, and a bunch of people are pissed that not more people are pissed.

Because it’s whiteface, you guys! It’s super-offensive to white people. Don’t you remember when white people were enslaved and forced to work on plantations and generally have no freedom? Yeah me neither, BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T.

Kate Moss Talks Dirty on BBC Radio

March 15th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

BBC Radio 1’s Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw broadcast?a special fundraising?show on Thursday morning that included a number of absurd on-air stunts, including?Grimmy?basking in a tub full of?mealworms, the DJ’s stripping down, and, most notably, supermodel Kate Moss reading aloud from?pervy novel, Fifty Shades of Grey.

It was all done for a good cause, of course … raising money?in support of Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day … and they did a remarkable job, raising more than ?250,000 over the course of the three and a half hour long show.

Kate Moss Hates Twitter (Doesn’t Like Interacting With The Non-Famous)

January 26th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Imagine being Kate Moss. What do you do with your life? You stand around in a variety of clothes, which people hang off your bony frame and generally lord it up like you have an actual talent other than your genetic make-up.

Despite a clear lack of anything worthwhile, other than being sufficiently bland enough not to distract people from the garments you’re wearing, that still doesn’t mean you can’t act like a pompous, deserving buffoon.

And that’s exactly what’s happening as Kate Moss has revealed that she?isn’t keen on interacting with her admirers on Twitter. Basically, you plebs don’t deserve her musings.

Kate Moss Gets The Crayons Out To Start Writing Tedious Autobiography

July 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Models are, if we’re being honest, the most crashingly wearisome humans on Earth. They’re hired to be transparent when wearing clothes (why would a designer hire a human who actively distracts you from their clothes, huh?) and work so much that their lives are a series of non-events.

The only time anyone gets truly interested in a model is when they start talking about the terrible regimes they endure to stay so sickeningly thin. Laxatives, cigarettes and bulimia doesn’t make for a glamorous proposition.

And so, Kate Moss has started work on her first autobiography, which will hopefully be mostly focusing on what a monster Naomi Campbell seems to be.

Lady GaGa Gets Drunk With Kate Moss Before Upsetting The People Of Carlisle

May 16th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a huge Anglophile. Now, that doesn’t mean she sexually preys on isosceles triangles, but rather, she’s a big fan of England and Britain. That can only be attributed to the fact she hasn’t been a regular visitor to this godforsaken raincloud.

Either way, this weekend, she’s been in Blighty and in turn, hanging around with the entirely pointless Kate Moss before making her way up to Carlisle to upset just about everyone who listens to Radio1 on a regular basis.

For this is a tale of booze, thin legs and jazz.

Kate Moss Is Better At Wearing Clothes Than You

November 18th, 2010 By Matthew Laidlow

Clothes are quite an integral part of our lives. Not only do they stop our dangly bits getting in the way of sharp pointy objects but they allow designers to flog all sorts of overpriced garments that cost peanuts to make in sweatshops all over Asia.

But if you have no real ethics or morals, the main purpose of clothing is to keep look more fashionable than everyone else.

Out of the two fairer sexes, women are the ones who?ll often do battle with each other as they attempt to outdo everyone else in the fashion stakes. Stilettos will be used as makeshift daggers as fights break out over pairs discount leggings that at best look like they were modelled on a bin bags.