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Creepy Princess Diana Appears Aged On Weird Cover

by Mof Gimmers

Princess Diana was the Queen of our Hearts. Apparently. Quite why, no-one has ever really said. It would appear that she’s attained a lofty position in our affections because she was reasonably good looking and joined the glamorous Died Too Young Club. Of course, if she’s in heaven looking down on us all, it is [...]

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Pippa Middleton Is Single So Rejoice While She Cries Her Eyes Out

by Mof Gimmers

Arse worshippers! Good news for your deluded selves! Pippa Middleton is single! Now, you shouldn’t let the fact she wouldn’t touch you with a stinky bargepole stop you believing you’re in with a shot of getting next to her now world famous behind! Even though she’s now related to one of the most wealthy and [...]

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Are Parasites Says Pink Faced Man

by Mof Gimmers

For a brief moment in Britain, everyone felt kinda good when Prince William and Kate Middleton (or The Duchess of Skelmersdale or whatever she is these days) got married. Not that there was a sense of national unity brought about by an old-fashioned state event. Rather, everyone seemed to agree that the little car they [...]

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Justin Bieber Plants His Seed Inside Kate Middleton’s Family

by Matthew Laidlow

If you happen to be a Royalist and choked on a slab of swan pie after glancing at our headline, we do apologise. Rest assured, pop Tom Thumb – Justin Bieber – hasn’t seduced the future queen of England with his tacky Family Guy branded jewellery and given her a right royal seeing to in [...]

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Princess Beatrice Flogs Her Royal Wedding Hat To Morons

by Matthew Laidlow

Remember the UK royal wedding? You might not want to, but thanks to the media still being in love with the couple of the moment, all sorts of tatty commemorative DVD’s and magazines have been brought out to mark the occasion. Unless you camped out for several hours to wave at William and Kate, it’ll [...]

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Futile Complaint Made About Kate Middleton’s Topless Pictures

by Mof Gimmers

Hello Middleton family! Welcome to the dank, foetid world of celebritidom! In this new realm which you now find yourselves in, you’ll find that people have no qualms about digging up old photos of you in states of undress or looking drunk, or indeed, sticking SLRs up your skirt to snap your gussets! Hurray for [...]

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Pippa Middleton Offered A Princely $5million To Star In Porn Flick

by Mof Gimmers

The three big successes of the Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton was the Austin Martin cameo at the close of proceedings… the other two? Notably, Pippa Middleton’s two arse cheeks. Pippa has gone from being the sister of the star attraction to being something of an overnight sensation, with people only ever [...]

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Hecklerspray Royal Wedding Liveblog! Off With Our Heads!

by Mof Gimmers

CLICK OVER THE JUMP  TO READ OUR LIVEBLOG AND KEEP PRESSING REFRESH OKAY? PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON WILL HAVE YOU IN THE TOWER, WHERE CROWS WILL PICK AT YOUR EYES IF YOU DON’T.

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Hail The Lizard Men! Hecklerspray Reminder About Royal Wedding Thing!

by admin

You didn’t forget did you? There’s a Royal Wedding on tomorrow and our editor Mof Gimmers and staunch Scot Michael Park will be liveblogging events with Super Kris manning the twitter account. We’re as sick of it as you are, but hopefully, we’ll be funny/nasty/libellous/overcome with emotion at it all. So join us or we’ll [...]

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Attention! Hecklerspray Is Liveblogging The Royal Wedding!

by Mof Gimmers

Join Mof Gimmers and Michael Park for a marvellous liveblog covering the Royal Wedding! That’s the one involving Prince William and Kate Middleton! There’ll be talk of dresses, dignitaries, alcoholism, self harm, people blowing trumpets and scurrilous, unsubstantiated rumours about the parentage of Prince Harry! Friday morning is when it all kicks off. Be sure [...]

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