Honestly, it’s not a good time to be a child in Lost. No sooner had Goat Baby been abandoned by its crusty crazy mother, now poor Ji Yeon has been made an orphan because her parents decided to be selfish and drown, like they were starring in a 1997 boat movie. Bastards.

At least we were right all along, and now we can fully announce that it was true: The Man in Black is a Cocke. He finally gets the Losties to the plane, which he was planning on using all season, then quickly changes his mind and heads for the submarine. That’s not before he efficiently kills a couple of goons and nicks Widmore’s C4.

It’s also in another pointless turn that our disbanded group from last week are reunited after around five minutes and decide to all work together again. We got a little bit of Black Smoke action as well, tearing through Widmore’s camp, but deciding not to just kill Widmore then and there. Our current theory has the two working together. They’re both old and bald, and that’s all the well thought-out logic we need. Read More >>>