Articles tagged with: Kate Hudson
Parade Magazine Is Making Subtle Promiscuity Difficult
Parade has always felt as though it were one of the more benign of the women's magazines. It appears to avoid some of the sleazier bylines of the younger magazines like Cosmopolitan and Glamour. Gone are sub-headings about nifty ways to snare a mate without being slapped with a restraining order. Gone are articles about how to put out on the first date like a good little alpha-female whose moral compass has been carefully whittled over the years thanks to dozens of Sex and the City re-runs. Seems all of those years of playing sexual second-fiddle to the more overt magazines is taking its toll on Parade. The magazine is biting back and calling a slightly odd selection of celebrities promiscuous, in an attempt to get its sexy back.
Parade has always felt as though it were one of the more benign of the women's magazines. It appears to avoid some of the sleazier bylines of the younger magazines like Cosmopolitan and Glamour. Gone are sub-headings about nifty ways to snare a mate without being slapped with a restraining order. Gone are articles about how to put out on the first date like a good little alpha-female whose moral compass has been carefully whittled over the years thanks to dozens of Sex and the City re-runs. Seems all of those years of playing sexual second-fiddle to the more overt magazines is taking its toll on Parade. The magazine is biting back and calling a slightly odd selection of celebrities promiscuous, in an attempt to get its sexy back.
Watch The NINE Trailer! Be Italian!
Director Guido Contini lives a life defined by glamour, excess and the attention of a thousand beautiful women... In this Hollywood remake of the Broadway musical Nine, you'll wonder how the Italian, played by Daniel Day Lewis, doesn't wake up castrated... hell hath no fury, after all. Set in Venice circa 1960, the award winning musical throws you into Contini's chaotic world: after his 40th birthday, the film director thinks it's all downhill. He has a midlife crisis and suffers from a creative blank while the women around him - Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson and Penelope Cruz (to mention just a few) - dance scantily clad to the music of his demise.
Director Guido Contini lives a life defined by glamour, excess and the attention of a thousand beautiful women... In this Hollywood remake of the Broadway musical Nine, you'll wonder how the Italian, played by Daniel Day Lewis, doesn't wake up castrated... hell hath no fury, after all. Set in Venice circa 1960, the award winning musical throws you into Contini's chaotic world: after his 40th birthday, the film director thinks it's all downhill. He has a midlife crisis and suffers from a creative blank while the women around him - Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson and Penelope Cruz (to mention just a few) - dance scantily clad to the music of his demise.
Hollywood FACT: Prettiness x10 = Accepted Level Of Crazy
Imagine going on a date with someone who seems perfectly normal. Throughout the course of the evening, you notice that they have a little vial around their neck. “Oh, that, that's just my ex husband's blood.” says your date as she pours you another glass of wine. “When I'm not looking after my fifty six billion children, I'm busy learning how to knife throw and kissing my brother in a way that could only be described as really really creepy. What do you do in your spare time?” I reckon it'd take you about ten seconds to make your 'something bad happened' excuse and get the hell out of there. Leaving your wallet, phone and passport behind if you had to. Run! Run away! Unless you're on a date with Angelina Jolie.
Imagine going on a date with someone who seems perfectly normal. Throughout the course of the evening, you notice that they have a little vial around their neck. “Oh, that, that's just my ex husband's blood.” says your date as she pours you another glass of wine. “When I'm not looking after my fifty six billion children, I'm busy learning how to knife throw and kissing my brother in a way that could only be described as really really creepy. What do you do in your spare time?” I reckon it'd take you about ten seconds to make your 'something bad happened' excuse and get the hell out of there. Leaving your wallet, phone and passport behind if you had to. Run! Run away! Unless you're on a date with Angelina Jolie.
Kate Hudson Gets All “Boo Hoo, It’s So Difficult Being Beautiful”
Kate Hudson is easily one of the most beautiful people in the world, because she's literally the only skinny woman with blond hair on the planet. But the pressure of having hair the same colour as Worzel Gummidge and not looking like you eat much is sometimes too much to bear, which is why Kate Hudson has decided to go and whine to Fox about how being beautiful is "weird." Fair play to Kate Hudson for being brave enough to admit that being nice to look at has such devastating drawbacks. In fact, more people should be told how weird it is to be beautiful, which is why Kate Hudson is planning a tour of poverty-stricken African nations and all the burns units in America to make sure that everyone knows just how unsettling it can be to wake up in the morning with flawless skin and incredible hair.
Kate Hudson is easily one of the most beautiful people in the world, because she's literally the only skinny woman with blond hair on the planet. But the pressure of having hair the same colour as Worzel Gummidge and not looking like you eat much is sometimes too much to bear, which is why Kate Hudson has decided to go and whine to Fox about how being beautiful is "weird." Fair play to Kate Hudson for being brave enough to admit that being nice to look at has such devastating drawbacks. In fact, more people should be told how weird it is to be beautiful, which is why Kate Hudson is planning a tour of poverty-stricken African nations and all the burns units in America to make sure that everyone knows just how unsettling it can be to wake up in the morning with flawless skin and incredible hair.
Tremendous Lawsuit Levied Against Kate Hudson’s Shampoo
Does anybody else remember when Kate Hudson’s hair was nominated for an Oscar back in 2001. There’s reason for that you know. It’s been enrolled in acting classes since the age of four. It’s done stage work since the age of 12, and sometime in the sixties it got its big break playing the part of Charlton Heston’s beard in that Moses movie. We believe that the hair is actually what the Israelites volunteered to follow – it emoted smoke by day and fire by night. We know this because we’ve seen the original script. It’s quite tattered. Normally Kate Hudson’s hair earns her nothing but accolades and free head-strokings everywhere she goes. Now though – it’s kind of gotten her into a pretty big lawsuit.
Does anybody else remember when Kate Hudson’s hair was nominated for an Oscar back in 2001. There’s reason for that you know. It’s been enrolled in acting classes since the age of four. It’s done stage work since the age of 12, and sometime in the sixties it got its big break playing the part of Charlton Heston’s beard in that Moses movie. We believe that the hair is actually what the Israelites volunteered to follow – it emoted smoke by day and fire by night. We know this because we’ve seen the original script. It’s quite tattered. Normally Kate Hudson’s hair earns her nothing but accolades and free head-strokings everywhere she goes. Now though – it’s kind of gotten her into a pretty big lawsuit.
Lance Armstrong No Longer Humping Kate Hudson
Ladies! Are you young, blonde, famous and determined to live out the minutiae of your personal life in the harrowing glare of the media? You ARE? Well what are you waiting around here for? You're exactly Lance Armstrong's cup of tea. And he's single too, now, so form an orderly queue and before long you - yes you! - could be feeling Lance's solitary testicle smacking repeatedly against your inner thigh during one of several sordid bunk-ups! Lance Armstrong is single, by the way, because he's split up with Kate Hudson. They were going out. They were. What do you mean you didn't know? Don't you understand how important any of this is? Cuh.
Ladies! Are you young, blonde, famous and determined to live out the minutiae of your personal life in the harrowing glare of the media? You ARE? Well what are you waiting around here for? You're exactly Lance Armstrong's cup of tea. And he's single too, now, so form an orderly queue and before long you - yes you! - could be feeling Lance's solitary testicle smacking repeatedly against your inner thigh during one of several sordid bunk-ups! Lance Armstrong is single, by the way, because he's split up with Kate Hudson. They were going out. They were. What do you mean you didn't know? Don't you understand how important any of this is? Cuh.
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong Apparently Dating on Purpose
You know that old saying about how a famous woman is like the village bicycle and everyone has had a ride and one guy almost offed himself after having a ride and now a famous cyclist is having a go?
Yeah, that’s a good saying.
On a completely unrelated subject, fresh off her split from Owen Wilson (again) Kate Hudson and bazillion time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong are apparently dating. They were seen out together. Eating food. Twice.
Kate Hudson Is Beautiful, Or So They Say
Hey girls, did you know you'll never be as beautiful as Kate Hudson? You didn't? Well you're not, so why don't you just hurl yourself under a lorry or something. We're not being cruel here, we're just stating a fact. People magazine has named its most beautiful people of the year and Kate Hudson has won. You weren't even in the top ten, you massive uggo. Don't get sad, it's the truth. And you can't dispute that a massive magazine like People doesn't know what it's talking about, because look at the runners-up who came after Kate Hudson - Mary J Blige, Bruce Willis' daughter, a woman we've never heard of whose name is Beard, the ginger woman who got her minge out in Short Cuts. That's beauty you just can't argue with, girls.
Hey girls, did you know you'll never be as beautiful as Kate Hudson? You didn't? Well you're not, so why don't you just hurl yourself under a lorry or something. We're not being cruel here, we're just stating a fact. People magazine has named its most beautiful people of the year and Kate Hudson has won. You weren't even in the top ten, you massive uggo. Don't get sad, it's the truth. And you can't dispute that a massive magazine like People doesn't know what it's talking about, because look at the runners-up who came after Kate Hudson - Mary J Blige, Bruce Willis' daughter, a woman we've never heard of whose name is Beard, the ginger woman who got her minge out in Short Cuts. That's beauty you just can't argue with, girls.
