Now you might look at that headline, with all its exclamation marks and arbitrary capitalisation, and detect a hint of sarcasm.

But you’re WRONG! This is NEWS! Kate Gosselin has changed her haircut, and it’s probably the most important thing on the entire planet. We’re not exaggerating. Here’s why – until now Kate Gosselin was primarily known for her old haircut; a bizarre mishmash of around 14 other equally horrific haircuts, including the Inverted Mullet, the Peacock Spike-Strip and the Bad Spider-Man Emo Swoop.

But Kate Gosselin’s new haircut means we can all just focus on her questionable parenting skills instead. Huzzah!