Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Tattoo artist Kat Von D owns tattoo shop High Voltage in LA where her reality show LA Ink was filmed for TLC. She first hit the screens tattooing on show Miami Ink before being fired for butting heads with the owner. ?Chances are if you are anywhere in California and overhear a very pale and very tattooed woman calling absolutely everything ?so rad?, its Kat Von D.
Celebrity tattoo artist, Kat Von D, is engaged to marry electronica DJ/producer, deadmau5. Clearly a hopeless romantic, deadmau5 (pronounced “dead-mouse” for you nerds) proposed to Kat via Twitter … and she accepted, also via Twitter?… thereby confirming the nagging suspicion that modern society is doomed.
I wonder … is a marriage proposal via Twitter better or worse than one splashed on a Jumbo-tron? Is it better or worse than being broken up with on a Post-It note? Regardless, Kat and mau5 (not to ram this down your throat, but are you getting that his name is pronounced “mouse” and her name is Kat?) are hardly a conventional couple and both tweet incessantly, so perhaps it's merely my old-fashioned sensibility that's troubled by this.
Sometimes hecklerspray likes to sit back and imagine up a perfect girl for us. She’s got boneless noodle arms & the body of a female Ghengis Khan. We haven’t found her yet, but we’re patient.
And lonely.
Jesse James definitely has a type too – and until recently we thought that type was ‘Adopted a very large African-American football player.’ But no, that’s not his type. His type is so covered in tattoos that you can only determine ethnicity by seeing a picture of her parents. Lucky for him, then, that Kat von D is back on the market.
