Do you get the feeling that Big Brother knew who was going to get evicted tonight? Because, you know, it seems strange that the housemates got evicted right at the moment that they were dressed up as members of the opposite sex.
And, you know, what with Mohamed having big ladyhair and Kat looking like a sort of androgynous Thai businessman – well, it all seems a bit too neat for us. Anyway, Mohamed and Kat got evicted from Big Brother tonight, which would be a surprise if only every single bellend on Earth hadn’t predicted it already. Oh well, not long and it’ll all be over.
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Well, it’s the day of evictions once again and we can’t wait to see what reaction Nicole will get.
So there’s a three-way in the Big Brother house this week – one of Sara, Lisa or Nicole will be flushed away on Friday night, as this BB game heats up.
So it’s between Stuart and Rachel tonight – hardly a heavyweight contest, is it? It should only go one way.
Big Brother has got all sporty – and suddenly Stuart has woken up from his slumber. Rachel however has become all sulky and could be preparing for her final day.
Water, water everywhere – and Mikey’s splashing it about. Thank you Mikey for livening up the house with your small-yellow-duck spraying antics. Some excitement at last.
The housemates have spoken and it’s Stuart and Rachel up for eviction this week – let’s hope Stuart at least tries to rise to the challenge this time around.
After another night of boredom, Dale and Stuart face the public with only one outcome looking possible… Bye Dale, your time in the Big Brother house is up.