Articles tagged with: Kasabian
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Folded for the best, Creased for the worst. It’s always been that way. Folded: InFamous on PS3 (electrifying) The Hangover (funniest guy movie in years) Creamy smoothies (taste nice and no heartburn. Pretend you’re in L.A. and buy one for your rat dog) Kasabian’s video for Fire (looks like a modern day western set in the seventies. Cool song too) Cassetteboy vs ...
Folded for the best, Creased for the worst. It’s always been that way. Folded: InFamous on PS3 (electrifying) The Hangover (funniest guy movie in years) Creamy smoothies (taste nice and no heartburn. Pretend you’re in L.A. and buy one for your rat dog) Kasabian’s video for Fire (looks like a modern day western set in the seventies. Cool song too) Cassetteboy vs ...
Hecklerspray’s Monday Music Mango: Kasabian, Michelle Shocked, Paul Potts
Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week's major label releases. You'll have noticed there's a worldwide financial crisis going on. Well don't worry, because we've generously picked out three of this week's new music releases to uplift your spirits. Or else confirm your belief that the world is going to hell, and fast. Whichever. All releases are represented by a thought which might be thinked by the thinkers who buy them.
Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week's major label releases. You'll have noticed there's a worldwide financial crisis going on. Well don't worry, because we've generously picked out three of this week's new music releases to uplift your spirits. Or else confirm your belief that the world is going to hell, and fast. Whichever. All releases are represented by a thought which might be thinked by the thinkers who buy them.
Kasabian: Don’t Kill Baby Seals, Y’all
For the record though, we don't think it's picture-perfect when the thing starts thrashing about while our teeth are trying to find a soft spot. Certainly not! We prefer our little fuzzy drink boxes to be completely dead. Our lawyers prefer that too - it reduces the chance of a bad photo-op.
Kasabian though, they seem to think the tiny things are slightly more than a refreshing beverage. In fact - they don't think we should drink them at all.
If you ask us, there's nothing quite as refreshing as basking in the Canadian sun whilst sipping red from the major artery of a freshly killed baby seal. It's so good fresh.
For the record though, we don't think it's picture-perfect when the thing starts thrashing about while our teeth are trying to find a soft spot. Certainly not! We prefer our little fuzzy drink boxes to be completely dead. Our lawyers prefer that too - it reduces the chance of a bad photo-op.
Kasabian though, they seem to think the tiny things are slightly more than a refreshing beverage. In fact - they don't think we should drink them at all.
