Much can be said about Heather Mills. Much has been said about Heather Mills. It’s safe to say that we aren’t the only ones who have said things about Heather Mills.
So we did kind of expect her to fight back in some way, what with her being a bit “interesting” in the head.
What we didn’t expect was that she’d wish cancer on anyone who had ever wronged her, tumours on those who had slighted her and death to those who gave her funny looks.
Sure, she denied she’d actually said that, but we happen to trust The Observer over Bionic Commandette.