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Finally! America Has Come To Make Doctor Who Brilliant!

November 15th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Doctor Who has always been a quirkfest, with machines that don’t work properly, stupidly long scarves, baddies that look like bits of tinfoil and something preposterously called ‘a sonic screwdriver’.

Really, The Doctor is, of all the heroes, the most nauseatingly twee. He’ll be playing a bloody ukulele next. A sonic ukulele no doubt.

Anyway, thank frig the Americans have shown up to save this sorry franchise with some razzle and dazzle. That’s right! America will be getting their hands on Doctor Who and making the explosions bigger, the Doctor more handsome, throwing in a sex scene or two and making him have a proper spaceship as opposed to a stupid telephone box. WHO EVEN USES TELEPHONE BOXES ANYMORE? HAVEN’T THE WRITERS HEARD OF MOBILE PHONES?

Karen Gillan And The Word Naked Is Very Search Term Friendly, Despite Being Old News (We Have A Picture Though)

June 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Yesterday, we completely forgot to write about Karen Gillan being found naked on the floor of a hotel in New York. Despite the fact it is quite literally yesterday’s news, everyone still seems to be talking about it today.

So of course, not wanting to miss out on that lovely traffic, invariably being swept up by slow-reacting newspapers that only grabbed a hold of the story today, we’re going to write about it as well.

So yeah. Karen Gillan. Naked. A Doctor Who companion with no clothes on, like that woman who got naked with a Dalek that one time.

A Bunch Of Videos Previewing The Doctor Who: A Christmas Carol

December 15th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Not everyone loves Doctor Who, but it is pretty safe to assume that the show has a special place in everyone’s heart. And Amy Pond (played by Karen Gillan) is really, really fit. If you don’t agree, then you should be dragged away to have all the skin slapped off you.

Of course, the Doctor Who Christmas Special sends Whovians into such a frenzy that it makes them socially awkward, leaving them to burrow away in their rooms masturbating over fan-art in their soiled bedrooms.

And so, we’ve got some clips to whet your appetites and possible dampen your undercarriages for Doctor Who: A Christmas Carol.

Top 15 Sexiest Doctor Who Companions

September 20th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Sonic screwdrivers out ? here?s the sexiest Doctor Who companions.

And for those of you who thought the hottest creatures in the universe to follow the Doctor around before Billie Piper was the Daleks, we have some good news ? the 953-year-old has been grooming young hotties for years.

In fact, some are so sexy they have been known to attract the occasional roving eye of even the most mean-hearted Cyberman.

But who are the hottest companions to melt the Doctor?s two hearts? Well, after several evenings armed only with DVD box sets and several boxes of tissues, Hecklerspray has come up with the answer.

Here we go.

Doctor Who Character To Be Killed Off Until They Are Dead

August 31st, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Right. Nerds. Listen up. Read these words. SPOILER! SPOILER! POTENTIAL SPOILER! SPOILER! OI! SPOILER ALERT! SPPPPOOOOIIIIILLLEER! Okay? Now, if one of you whines and bitches about having your rubbish life turned upside down by some rumour about a TV show, you’re an idiot.

Now we’ve got the pleasantries out of the way, we are now faced with the obligatory filler which often starts articles like this because you can’t give any clue to spoilery future events at the start of an article because people might see it by accident. This means, a whole bunch of pointless words to carry you to a sufficient place where a page break can be put in place, so that readers can then make the decision of whether or not they want to hear a bit of gossip.

In this case, it revolves around Doctor Who and a character being killed off, as the headline suggests.