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Kara DioGuardi Gets Married To Some Bloke On Purpose
This year's American Idol was amazing for one solitary reason - we're looking at you, Kara DioGuardi! That's right. It wasn't down to Adam Lambert's uncompromising talent, nor was it because show kick-started a giant about sexuality. It was because of Kara DioGuardi and the way she just sort of sat around not really doing anything for vast tracts of time. So clearly when Kara DioGuardi decided to get married, we knew the wedding would be infused with this same rock and roll spirit. And it was, if quietly marrying a contractor before hardly anybody counts as rock and roll now.
This year's American Idol was amazing for one solitary reason - we're looking at you, Kara DioGuardi! That's right. It wasn't down to Adam Lambert's uncompromising talent, nor was it because show kick-started a giant about sexuality. It was because of Kara DioGuardi and the way she just sort of sat around not really doing anything for vast tracts of time. So clearly when Kara DioGuardi decided to get married, we knew the wedding would be infused with this same rock and roll spirit. And it was, if quietly marrying a contractor before hardly anybody counts as rock and roll now.
Adam Lambert Gay? Yes Bloody Definitely Yes, Says Kara DioGuardi
Even though American Idol finished long ago, one question remains. That question is 'Seriously? No Boundaries? What were they thinking?' Oh, and the other question is 'Is Adam Lambert gay?' It's still a hot topic of conversation - in fact, internet research shows that when it comes to things that are nobody's business about a man we'll never hear about again from a TV show that's already ended, Adam Lambert's sexuality is one of the highest-trending subjects. At least that was before Kara DioGuardi inadvertently told everyone watching The View that Adam Lambert is as gay as can be yesterday. Whoops.
Even though American Idol finished long ago, one question remains. That question is 'Seriously? No Boundaries? What were they thinking?' Oh, and the other question is 'Is Adam Lambert gay?' It's still a hot topic of conversation - in fact, internet research shows that when it comes to things that are nobody's business about a man we'll never hear about again from a TV show that's already ended, Adam Lambert's sexuality is one of the highest-trending subjects. At least that was before Kara DioGuardi inadvertently told everyone watching The View that Adam Lambert is as gay as can be yesterday. Whoops.
American Idol: Paula Abdul & Kara Properly Hate Each Other
Forget the endless soggy Stevie Wonder cover versions - American Idol is always going to be about one thing. How much the judges hate each other. Balancing their egos has always been a tricky job - especially when one of those egos is as shrieky and scattergun and genuinely incomprehensible as Paula Abdul - and now it's all come to a head. Paula Abdul has told a magazine that she doesn't really like American Idol now that new judge Kara DioGuardi is on board, and Kara has responded by saying how 'hurt' she is. Boy, this is going to be one funny-looking catfight.
Forget the endless soggy Stevie Wonder cover versions - American Idol is always going to be about one thing. How much the judges hate each other. Balancing their egos has always been a tricky job - especially when one of those egos is as shrieky and scattergun and genuinely incomprehensible as Paula Abdul - and now it's all come to a head. Paula Abdul has told a magazine that she doesn't really like American Idol now that new judge Kara DioGuardi is on board, and Kara has responded by saying how 'hurt' she is. Boy, this is going to be one funny-looking catfight.
American Idol: Simon & Kara Hate Each Other! Yay!
It's no secret that new American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi might be the person to kill the show forever. You see, American Idol viewers loved the previous 'idiot idiot arsehole' judging dynamic. And roping in a vowelly nobody to be the superfluous fourth judge seemed like folly. Or at least it did, until this week's American Idol, which mostly seemed to be about Kara DioGuardi fighting with Simon Cowell in an argument that can only end with bloodshed and grisly death. Or lots of angry sex on the American Idol judging desk. God, we hope it's the death one.
It's no secret that new American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi might be the person to kill the show forever. You see, American Idol viewers loved the previous 'idiot idiot arsehole' judging dynamic. And roping in a vowelly nobody to be the superfluous fourth judge seemed like folly. Or at least it did, until this week's American Idol, which mostly seemed to be about Kara DioGuardi fighting with Simon Cowell in an argument that can only end with bloodshed and grisly death. Or lots of angry sex on the American Idol judging desk. God, we hope it's the death one.
Here’s Kara DioGuardi, The American Idol Judge You Don’t Care About
Adding a fourth American Idol judge is a bad idea - like adding a fourth wheel to a tricycle, or a fourth leg to the injured dog that walks around hospitals on wheels sometimes. Not to stretch that metaphor, but it would be fine if the fourth dog leg was as famous as the other three dog legs, but it's not - it's a weirdly anonymous dog leg that you wouldn't even recognise if someone hacked it off and waved it around by itself away from all the other dog legs. Understand? Good. Anyway. Kara DioGuardi, the new fourth American Idol judge, has now been formally introduced to the public. We could have just said that instead of banging on about dog legs and saved everyone a lot of time and confusion, we suppose. Oh, will we ever learn?
Adding a fourth American Idol judge is a bad idea - like adding a fourth wheel to a tricycle, or a fourth leg to the injured dog that walks around hospitals on wheels sometimes. Not to stretch that metaphor, but it would be fine if the fourth dog leg was as famous as the other three dog legs, but it's not - it's a weirdly anonymous dog leg that you wouldn't even recognise if someone hacked it off and waved it around by itself away from all the other dog legs. Understand? Good. Anyway. Kara DioGuardi, the new fourth American Idol judge, has now been formally introduced to the public. We could have just said that instead of banging on about dog legs and saved everyone a lot of time and confusion, we suppose. Oh, will we ever learn?
The New American Idol Judge Is, Um…
American Idol is such a television sensation that it can pretty much get any name going, like Prince and Gordon Brown and, um, Taylor Hicks. So when the American Idol producers decided to shake up the holy trinity of Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul and hire a fourth judge, they aimed as high as they possibly could. So who did they pick? Michael Jackson? Madonna? The resuscitated zombie corpse of Elvis Presley? The T-Rex out of Jurassic Park? No. The American Idol producers picked Kara DioGuardi. What? Don't look at us. We never said we knew who she was.
American Idol is such a television sensation that it can pretty much get any name going, like Prince and Gordon Brown and, um, Taylor Hicks. So when the American Idol producers decided to shake up the holy trinity of Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul and hire a fourth judge, they aimed as high as they possibly could. So who did they pick? Michael Jackson? Madonna? The resuscitated zombie corpse of Elvis Presley? The T-Rex out of Jurassic Park? No. The American Idol producers picked Kara DioGuardi. What? Don't look at us. We never said we knew who she was.
