Kanye West likes to remind us how ghetto he is whenever he can, because we shouldn’t be fooled by the rocks that he’s got, he’s still Kanye from the block.

But Kanye’s ghetto credentials may finally get revoked if rumours of his latest business venture are to be believed.

According to some magazine we’d never heard of until now, Kanye is to launch a new line of designer silk scarves. Which, as we all know, is the fashion accessory every wannabe gangbanger has been missing all this time.

How could we have not seen this before? Up until now every aspiring rapper that rises up from the street has looked a bit scruffy. They don’t quite have that Gentlemanly quality that would help them break into the mainstream.

After all, how threatened would your parents be by a rapper who wears a cravat? Not very. They’d even probably go to all the gigs with you and try and bop along whilst munching on cucumber sandwiches.

Just remind them not to go anywhere near the fish sticks.

Nowadays Kanye West is so far removed from reality it wouldn’t be surprising if he suddenly announced he’d invented unicorns and was personally responsible for Saddam being toppled.

His increasingly infuriating temper tantrums and bizarre entrepreneurial decisions fall somewhere on the crazy scale between Charlie Sheen’s meltdown and Mohamed Al-Fayed’s decision to build a slightly more lifelike likeness of his, “good friend,” Michael Jackson outside Fulham Football Club’s stadium.

We here at hecklerspray can only wonder at what other joyous concoctions Kanye will announce next, after the scarves fail to sell to anyone other than one of Primark’s elite team of increasingly expensive tat peddlers. He can’t be too far off releasing his own line of monocles, or possibly even a lovely collection of top hats.

All of which will naturally reflect his ghetto routes, by being obtusely neon and covered in bling. Because he’s from the streets is our Kanye.

And don’t you bloody forget it, or you’ll be whinged to death by a pompous, megalomaniacal Jay-Z clone who just wants you to respect him, despite never having done anything of any real worth.

Other than giving us some garish bloody scarves.

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Dr Jan Adams, the embattled plastic surgeon who operated on Kanye West's mother Donda West right before she died, isn't precisely doing himself any favours at the moment.

Although Donda West's coroner's report hasn't pinpointed a cause of death yet, blame has still so far been mostly laid at the feet of Dr Jan Adams – the plastic surgeon, TV show presenter and reported occasional drink-driver whose operation may have played some part in Donda West's untimely death. Dr Jan Adams has yet to put his side of the story across, but that was supposed to change on last night's Larry King. That was until Jan Adams decided that actually he didn't want to talk about Donda West at all, before tearing off his earpiece and walking out of the interview, thanks to either compassion, an attorney's letter from the West family or the jarring realisation that he was missing Dancing With The Stars.

OK, it was the second one.

Larry King's doing OK for scoops at the moment, isn't he? Securing Paris Hilton's first post-jail interview, breaking the news that Marie Osmond's son is in rehab – and if that's not enough, Barry Manilow's going to be on Larry King soon, although that's something we'll deal with when we've stopped hyperventilating from all this giddy excitement.

And last night Larry King played host to one of the most bewildering television interviews of all time; as Dr Jan Adams, the man who did a tummy tuck and breast-reduction on Kanye West's mother Donda before she apparently died of complications, appeared on Larry King to announce that he, um, wasn't going to appear on Larry King.

Ostensibly Dr Jan Adams had sought out a Larry King interview to address alleged inaccuracies in press reports about him following Donda West's death last week – presumably all the mentions of Jan Adams' malpractice suits, his involvement in DUI cases, the restraining order that his ex-girlfriend reportedly took out on him, the claim by the woman who says that Adams got her drunk and knocked her up and possibly that rubbishy male The View that he played a part in.

But then, after being on camera for about a second, Dr Jan Adams decided that he didn't want to talk about Donda West's death, anything surrounding Donda West's death or – in fact – anything at all, prompting this odd little on-camera exchange between Larry King and Dr Jan Adams:

ADAMS: I had come here to talk about things in the press that aren't accurate about me. But I have a tremendous amount of love and respect for the West family. And they've asked me not to go on. And I've said from the very beginning, I don't have a side in this. They are my side. And so I'm going to respect their wishes. And I'm going to apologise to you because I think I'm taking up your air time. But I will not be on the show and I will not discuss any of that. I'm going to honour their wishes, OK?

KING: Meaning, you won't answer any questions about anything?

ADAMS: None. None.

KING: All right. Then how will — will you ever answer questions? I mean what — where does this go?

ADAMS: Well, I will talk with them…

KING: I'm not mentioning Mrs. West.

ADAMS: I will talk with them. When they're comfortable, then I'll be comfortable. If they're never comfortable, then I'll never be comfortable. They are what's important to me. I said that from the start and that's what I'll continue to honour.

KING: Then just a few things having nothing to do with them. Don't you want to speak out?

ADAMS: No.

KING: You don't want to?

ADAMS: No. I do not.

KING: All right.

Apparently, according to Jan Adams' attorney, the family of Donda West – who had been attending her funeral only hours before – had legally threatened to ask the California Medical Board to decertify him if he spoke about the incident on-air.

Meanwhile, in a previous interview with the Los Angeles Times, Dr Jan Adams put Donda West's death down to either a heart attack, pulmonary embolism or accidental overdose of painkillers, although it'll be the eventual coroner's report that will discover the genuine cause of death once and for all.

This messy Larry King interview isn't going to help Jan Adams' reputation at all, though, even if the coroner's report ultimately clears him of any wrongdoing. And that will be a grave blow to everyone who enjoyed watching his Discovery Health show Plastic Surgery: Before and After or reading his book Everything Women of Color Should Know About Cosmetic Surgery – that's right, both people.