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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

Naked and bare feet, naked and socks. Folded: Batman: Arkham Asylum (most immersive game since GTA IV. If we did stars we’d give it five) Susan Sarandon for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps (ni-ice) Buttery toilet rolls (screw recession, live like a Bright Young Thing – treat yo ass) Kirsten Dunst promotes this season’s [...]

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WEBTHUMP! June 3, 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Good news! The purple Daniel Craig ice lolly is GO! – Bestweekever 9 – News about a rather spiffy online comedy encyclopedia – Amygrindhouse 8 – Soap shaped like brass knuckles – we ask ‘why?’ – Geekologie 7 – The Smiths singing to kids at Kew Gardens never gets old: fact – Mychemicaltoilet

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WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 19 May 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Make the whole internet as shouty as Kanye West‘s blog – Mychemicaltoilet 9 – Some cover versions that are better than the originals – Interestment 8 – Who should play Sinatra in the new Scorsese film? Oh, these people – Bestweekever 7 – We wish Watchdog was more like this – Shoutingatcows

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Kanye West Charged With Being A Stroppy Little Airport Turd

by Stuart Heritage

Kanye West often refers to himself as the son of God – it’s a perfectly acceptable statement for him to make.

No really, it is. If you’ve read the Bible, you’ll remember the passage describing Jesus’s decision to make an album about how miserable he is with loads of Autotune on it. And we believe it was Mark 3:11 that went “And, lo, Jesus was charged with three misdemeanors for acting like a cock in an airport.”

And now Kanye West has been charged with three misdemeanors for that time he acted like a cock in an airport too. Oh, holy symmetry.

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Kanye West Is Jesus 2.0 Apparently

by Matthew Laidlow

There is nothing more amusing than watching someone in the street who is proclaiming the world is going to end.

Still, they’ve at least given us enough warning to book our rocket ship so we can picnic on the moon whilst watching the world implode. But if you can’t do this, what do you do?

Thankfully these religious nutjobs are always wrong and we survive another day whilst they scurry away to the local off license. Now a more high-profile idiot has emerged to literally put the fear into us all. Kanye West is convinced that God chose him. We’re not exactly sure for what, but if it’s for being a gimp, the choice was perfect.

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WEBTHUMP! Monday 2 February 2009

by Stuart Heritage

9 – The credit crunch is even hitting creepy old permanently-aroused men. For shame – Time

8 – Hey, look, here’s Kanye West making NO SENSE WHATSOEVER – Hiphopcrunch

7 – The world’s most famous shoe gets a statue – Newyorkdailynews

6 – What? You want a list of good guitar solos? OK, old man – Guitarworld

5 – Because, seriously, this is what the kids are all doing these days – Telegraph

4 – Stephen Colbert interviews a stoned old lady – Comedycentral

3 – Join the army – I Am Bored

2 – 10 weird sexual anomalies. We have one of them, but we won’t say which – Theirtoys

1 – Google Maps killed Bambi – Gizmodo

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Kanye West Gets All Pissy With The Papparazzi

by Matthew Laidlow

Last week on his Glow In The Dark tour, Kanye West decided to visit a grotty nightclub in Newcastle after entertaining thousands of fans.

Did Kanye sip his lemonade without any problems whilst sitting in the corner of the VIP area? Don’t be daft, something went tits up of course.

It seems that Kanye West has a recurring problems with people who like to take people’s pictures. Granted they may get in the way and stop you from doing day-to-day activities such as getting some milk and waiting for a plane, but never mind. In the Tup Tup Palace nightclub – a place that doesn’t exactly scream class – a member of the paparazzi elite got to close to Kanye and ended up getting his face busted up. Was it Kanye’s fault? Of course not, and he’s explained why in a (nother) big pissy blog rant.

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WEBTHUMP! Friday 14 November 2008

by Stuart Heritage

9 – Hey, watching Same Difference’s new video is like grappling with a Haribo hangover after all – Popjustice

8 – Every song Kanye West will ever write, leaked on the internet – Pitchfork

7 – Jodie Marsh makes a joke about John Prescott, but everyone gags anyway – Holymoly

6 – Outnumbered, the most underrated British sitcom of the last decade, is back tomorrow. Celebrate with this interview – TVscoop

5 – That kid from the cover of Nevermind? Guess what the only thing he ever talks about it is – AV Club

4 – Thanks David Fincher. We really want to go and see Benjamin Button now – Hotblog

3 – It’s been about two months. You don’t recognise these people, do you? – Popsugar

2 – Why not download every single sound effect ever made? – Soundsnap

1 – A freaky, freaky, awful picture of a woman that you honestly shouldn’t look at – Best Week Ever

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Suge Knight Takes Final Punt At Relevancy By Suing Kanye West

by Stuart Heritage

Suge Knight may have allegedly hung Vanilla Ice by his ankles off a 20-storey building once, but don’t ever mess with his earrings.

Because, seriously, if Suge Knight ever comes round your house and suddenly loses one of his earrings, you’re very possibly going to get sued. Of course, it’ll help if the loss of the earring is directly preceded by an armed stranger bursting into your house and shooting Suge Knight in the leg, but mainly it’s about the earring thing.

So you wouldn’t want to be Kanye West, because he’s the man who Suge Knight is suing for the earring loss and the shooting. And Suge Knight means business, too – once he’s done suing Kanye West he’s going to punch Busta Rhymes in the face for losing one of his anklets and then twist one of Diddy’s nipples as hard as he can until Diddy promises give back his missing cockring.

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Wait A Minute, Kanye West Is DOING A HIP-HOP MUPPET SHOW?!

by Stuart Heritage

It’s natural for rappers to want to diversify – Jay-Z has his sports bar, 50 Cent has his terrible films and Kanye West, well, Kanye West has puppets.

According to reports, Kanye West is developing a sort of ‘hip-hop Muppet Show’ with Comedy Central and the makers of Crank Yankers. Kanye West hosted the pilot of the show, which could possibly be broadcast next year, plus he’ll do the music and executive produce.

It’s not know what specific tasks Kanye West will adopt as executive producer of this puppet show, but on a hunch we’d guess they involve standing in offices screaming “Make it more about me! More about me!” and then, when his changes have been implemented, standing in the same office screaming “Why’s it all about me? How DARE you insult me like this?” and then smashing up a camera under his foot.

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