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Kanye West Charged With Being A Stroppy Little Airport Turd
Kanye West often refers to himself as the son of God - it's a perfectly acceptable statement for him to make. No really, it is. If you've read the Bible, you'll remember the passage describing Jesus's decision to make an album about how miserable he is with loads of Autotune on it. And we believe it was Mark 3:11 that went "And, lo, Jesus was charged with three misdemeanors for acting like a cock in an airport." And now Kanye West has been charged with three misdemeanors for that time he acted like a cock in an airport too. Oh, holy symmetry.
Kanye West often refers to himself as the son of God - it's a perfectly acceptable statement for him to make. No really, it is. If you've read the Bible, you'll remember the passage describing Jesus's decision to make an album about how miserable he is with loads of Autotune on it. And we believe it was Mark 3:11 that went "And, lo, Jesus was charged with three misdemeanors for acting like a cock in an airport." And now Kanye West has been charged with three misdemeanors for that time he acted like a cock in an airport too. Oh, holy symmetry.
