Although the US election had its fair share of weird celebrity moments, one moment stood out more than any other.

We’re talking about you, Kal Penn. In the run-up to the election, Kal Penn was everywhere – making speeches, appearing at inaugural balls, blithering about politics on his blog – even though he’s only famous for being fellated by a giant bag of weed in a film.

Anyway, now Kal Penn has quit acting to become an associate director at the Office of Public Liaison for the Obama administration. Next week, Eva Longoria takes control of the nuclear football and everybody dies.