The important thing to remember about Kabbalah is that Ashton Kutcher thought it was stupid. Ashton Kutcher.
You know what that means? Because Ashton Kutcher will gormlessly clamber onto every single passing celebrity fad without so much as a second thought, it means that Kabbalah must be really stupid. Incredibly stupid. It must be one of the stupidest things on the face of the planet. Only a true cross-eyed, clueless spanner of a celebrity would sign up to something as stupid as Kabbalah, let alone openly acknowledge it in public.
What’s that? Kylie Minogue has been seen outside wearing a red Kabbalah bracelet? Oh. We refer you to the above paragraph.
It's always the bloody same with women – they look at you, talk to you and move in certain ways, and before you know it you're under their spell. In a figurative way, of course. And actually, come to think of it, we can't remember the last time a girl even looked at us, never mind talked to or moved in certain ways at us. We digress…
