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Jedward Take Celibacy Vow Which Is Probably For The Best

by Michael Park

White cliffs of Dover-haired, auto-tune fiends John and Edward have taken the time to point out the cripplingly obvious fact they must be celibate. ‘Jedward’ who, until recently, were conjoined twins connected by the vocal chords have stated in an interview that they have taken a vow of celibacy. Members of their female fan base, the [...]

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Justin Timberlake Isn’t Knocking His Uglies Into Olivia Wilde (He Probably Is Though)

by Mof Gimmers

Hey ladies and homosexual men! How many times have you imagined having some kind of sexual activity with Justin Timberlake? Sadly for you, he’s never even considered you as a conquest because you’re as ugly as a barrel of rubber Brian Sewell masks. Sorry. No, our Justin is linked with the world’s most beautiful women, [...]

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Justin Timberlake Dumps Jessica Biel For Mila Kunis And World Looks On Inadequate

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Justin Timberlake made records? That was fun wasn’t it? He came along and gave us the tunes Michael Jackson was too chicken to chance his arm on and generally revived everyone’s hopes for a decent male popstar. Then, after a few decent spots on Saturday Night Live, he beggared off and started making [...]

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Blu-ray Review – The Social Network

by David Scarborough

The internet is full of dicks (hecklerspray excluded, of course). Just take a look around: there’s that kid over there, blogging about his pathetic existence; that tweeting celebrity, moaning about their insufferable riches; and what about Justin Bieber? Ergh. The internet is a horrible cesspit of words and pictures, never more aptly demonstrated than in [...]

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Keep A Child Alive Celebrities Are Finally Allowed Back on Twitter, Thank Heavens For That!

by Amy Grindhouse

Thank Heavens an incongruous group of self-publicising celebrities are finally allowed back on Twitter and Facebook, to shill products in messages that are really ads – thank you, Khloe Kardashian. The stars in question are some of Twitter and Facebook’s most prolific, including Kardashian sisters Kim and Khloe, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, Ryan Seacrest, and [...]

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Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake Run Through Hip Hop History With Actually Decent Performance

by Mof Gimmers

Just imagine, if you will, any British chatshow host, teaming up with a British pop-star to run through the history of hip-hop. Imagine that. Imagine Jonathan Ross rapping (or should that say, wapping) doing a duet with Dizzee Rascal. Just think how awful and self-aware that would be. Think about Alan Carr in a rap [...]

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Justin Timberlake Dumps Jessica Biel, Or Doesn’t, Or Something

by Stuart Heritage

Good news girls, the man of your dreams is back on the market! That’s right – Jessica Biel is single again!

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Jessica Biel: ‘Boo Hoo, Being Pretty Is So Difficult’

by Stuart Heritage

Could we have a moment’s silence for Jessica Biel? The struggle that woman has gone through. Honestly, it beggars belief.

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Justin Timberlake Reveals Long-Overdue Relationship Details

by Amy Grindhouse

Breaking news: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are dating. Oh, wait, we already knew that. The pair have been together for over two years, and in that entire time ol’ Timbo would have been more likely to have admitted to regular nose picking than to dating his foxy partner. For the first time since he [...]

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Justin Timberlake Has More Style Than You

by Matthew Laidlow

Ever watched Justin Timberlake and thought “Wow Justin, you are so goddamn trendy”? No, neither have we, but it looks like the people of GQ magazine have. They’ve decided that he is a snappier dressier than people like Gordon Brown and Dave, our local butcher. Who are they to save that bloodstained overalls ain’t happening [...]

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