Good news girls, the man of your dreams is back on the market! That’s right – Jessica Biel is single again!
Wait, that’s not right. We meant to say this: Good news boys, the girl of your dreams is back on the market! That’s right – Justin Timberlake is single again! No, wait, hang on. We’ve confused ourselves. Anyway, our point is this – Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have totally split up.
Except they haven’t. A magazine claimed that Justin Timberlake had left Jessica Biel for Rihanna, but apparently it was all a lie. And yet you’re still reading this. God, you’re weird.
