If you have a penis and two testicles, you are a man.

Whether you are in possession of such fancy accoutrements or not, you will almost certainly have noticed the worrying trend of advertisers opening mocking men and their daft little ways to hawk their toot. It’s almost as if some of these advertisers want to rob us of?our penis and our two?testicles.

This blatant misandry (I looked it up?) has been going on for a while, quite subtly, and has left an impressive legacy of man-hating television adverts. The pathetic, bumbling and scared wreck of a man petrified of his own lisping four-old daughter in the Haribo ad serves as a particularly distressing example of this.