Sarah Palin is a fascinating creature. She’s managed to succeed in life by having little more than a will to rise to the top. Seriously. Very, very little more. She’s not smart, she isn’t a good diplomat but she is determined.
And soon, there’s a very good chance she’ll have the codes to blow the entire world up. Amazing. Think about it. A village idiot running the Western World, tottering up to diplomats from the Far East and saying things like “why do you guys squint all the time? Haven’t you got sunglasses over here?!”
It was only a matter of time before someone decided to make a film about Palin. She’s perfect for parody. And taking the role is Julianne Moore.
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If you like The Ring and you love Identity, then you’re probably not the type of person that we’d ever like to meet you agoraphobic cheese-eating loon.
Still, Shelter should be right up your alley. Julianne Moore – that ginger one from everything – plays a forensic psychiatrist, who discovers that all of one of her patient’s (Jonathan Rhys Meyers – drunk/Tudor) multiple personalities are murder victims. It’s got everything you could possibly want from the people behind the aforementioned The Ring and Identity, all wrapped up in a nice thriller package.
We’ve got five copies of the film to give away to you lucky readers on Blu-ray. All you have to do is answer a question. An easy question, mind – we wouldn’t want to hurt your heads.
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Being blind must be horrible – as well as being constantly vulnerable, you’d never be able to experience the delight of 2 Girls 1 Cup.
What’s more, people think they can make movies about you and just get away with it. Well they can’t. The National Federation Of The Blind in America is planning to protest the release of new movie Blindness because of what it claims is its unfair portrayal of the blind.
Upset by these accusations, Miramax – the studio behind Blindness – has agreed to make some changes to the movie prior to its release. Unfortunately for the blind, these changes include the insertion of a 10-minute sequence featuring the legend ‘ALL BLIND PEOPLE ARE RUBBISH’ and the entire cast of Blindness all dancing around silently, pulling spaz faces and getting their bums out.
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