God Tries to Destroy Big Brother America The most exciting event in Big Brother history has just happened. Unfortunately, the incident happened in America and not in the UK where so far the most exciting thing to do for viewers is count how many times Luke mentions the £100k cheque. We’re always told that things don’t go truly mental until the series kicks off, gets into its stride and sees housemates go quite mental. Sadly the UK version is halfway through and still as exciting as pouring vinegar over your own open wounds. Consequently we’re switching to America for some entertainment. Quite literally we’re thanking God for turning the equally boring show into something worth watching. Fear not, we’ve got a video of it as well, after the jump.

Video: Judge Judy Passes Judgement, Earthquake Objects Now we don't have all the details - but from what we understand Judge Judy recently found an entire earthquake guilty of putting all of its tenants' belongings out on the curb just because he didn't pay rent for three months.

Those case details are a bit shaky, pun intended, but what we know for sure is that Judy's courtroom was shaken all to pieces by a LA earthquake that happened a few days ago. Footage has leaked, don't you know, which allows each of us to watch Judy yell at the earthquake, tell it it's an idiot, and after it refused to calm down - order her bailiff to escort it out to the lobby where it would have to wait until a verdict was reached.