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The Top Hot Model Celebrity Kids

September 6th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

We all know that Kris and Bruce Jenner made epic hot babe model, Kendall, but in the world of celebrity, let’s be real: when so many good looking people keep making kids, they’re going to produce ridiculously attractive offspring who will probably end up modeling because, you know, nepotism!

While I think some celebrity kid models are legit only getting work because of their famous last names (I see you Sofia Richie and Anwar Hadid), some of them legit deserve to be in front of a camera to have their beauty shared with the world.

Jude Law Keeps Knockin’ Broads Up

October 19th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Celebrities: They’re just like us, and Jude Law is no different. Just like most men, his hairline keeps getting further and further back on his head and, also like most men,?he apparently really, really hates condoms. That’s ride, good old?rude Jude is going to be a dad for the FIFTH time! One more kid and he’ll get?the Brangelina discount card at the?Gap.?

Jude is having yet another love child (him and the baby mama aren’t together), this time with a 23-year-old named Catherine Harding who was apparently on the Irish version of The X Factor or something. I say he’s having yet another love child, because five years ago he knocked up a 24-year-old waitress. Jude Law is almost 42, so you’d think he’d have learned to put on condoms when banging random 20-somethings, but I guess not.

Homewrecker “Other Woman” Sienna Miller Is Also A Cheater

January 30th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

A few years ago, it came out that one of the biggest newspapers in Great Britain, The News of the World, were hacking the phones and emails of different celebrities and politicians.? This is a big no no because of some crap called “privacy” or something.? One celebrity that totally had all his shit exposed was Jude Law and he is currently involved in the trail case against the publication.

Because of all the dirt digging into Law’s life, it has now?come out that his trampy ex fianc?e, Sienna Miller, not only was the other woman in a bunch of relationships, but also stepped out on Law.?? Which another famous actor who had a serious girlfriend at the time, too.? Miller really rocks the? homewrecking queen status.

Sherlock Holmes Game Of Shadows Trailer: BOOM! CRASH! SLOW MOTION SHOTS! RUNNING! TREES! BLOOD! BANG! [Video]

October 20th, 2011 By Michael Park

Sherlock Holmes is one of the most abiding detective characters in literary history. Along with his sycophantic companion, Dr John Watson, the amateur consulting detective uses his powers of deduction to solve the most fiendishly cryptic cases in Victorian London amazing one and all with his capacity for lateral thinking and disguise as he does so.

Conan Doyle’s books have been adapted for television, radio and film on many occasions and every iteration of the classic stories brings its own idea of how the Holmes/Watson dynamic works. Just look at ‘Sherlock’, the BBC’s surprisingly enjoyable updating of the series which began with a reimagining of A Study In Scarlet and you can see that the world of Sherlock Holmes is as relevant to today’s audiences as those half a century ago.

Rod Stewart’s Daughter, Kimberley, Is Having Benicio Del Toro’s Baby

April 12th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Rod Stewart is one of the most unlikely sex symbols in history. Face it, he looks like a melted waxwork of Sarah Jessica Parker crossed with a dead leopard and a nylon bag filled with hammers. Yet somehow, women still want to have sex with him.

One sexual encounter produced a child called Kimberley who, rather than suffering the misfortune of looking like her father, is a carbon copy of Joely Richardson. It’s eerie.

And now, the Russian doll effect continues as she’s about to give birth to a child after Kimberley swapped fluids with ice-cream vendor, Benicio del Toro (who these days, looks like Tim Curry if he lived in a tea pot). This means, for the first time, Rod the Mod is to be a grandfather.

Jude Law And Lily Cole At It Again Probably

March 14th, 2011 By Joanna Bolouri

If Jude Law really loved us, like he said he did in that dream we had, then he’d know how crushed we are that he’s been spotted running around with Lily Cole.

The nerve.

It’s only been a matter of? days?since he split with Sienna Miller for the 322nd time and does he seem remotely bothered? Heartbroken perhaps? DOES HE CARE ABOUT ANYONE? WELL DOES HE?!

Jude Law And Sienna Miller Split-Up And This Headline Is Probably Already Pregnant

February 9th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Eerily symmetrical professional penis, Jude Law (essentially a Tesco Finest Callum Best), is back on the market, destined to make absolutely everyone and everything he touches pregnant. This man is more potent than a rabbit’s ballbag.

Jude and Sienna Miller have decided to do us all a massive favour by officially ending their on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, relationship.

Of course, Jude hasn’t had the simplest of times when it comes to affair of the loins, getting up to all kindsa mucky business when throwing the keys in a bowl with Sadie Frost, sticking his engorged member into nannies and models and of course, Sienna Miller isn’t exactly an angel herself, being dubbed a marriage wrecker. We are, naturally, seething with jealousy.

Top 22 Sexiest Robots

August 7th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Can robots really be sexy? Can a mechanical object devoid of human emotion and personality really turn you on? Of course it can – just look at Emily Blunt.

But, obviously, it helps if they look like Blunt, Grace Park, Tricia Helfer, or anyone on this list. Two of them even made toasters sexy, for God?s sake. We have never looked at the office Rowenta the same way since.

The A-Team, Katy Perry, Usher and Sesame Street

August 11th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

There’s not many things that can plaster a great big dribbling grin on your face, quite like the theme tune to Sesame Street can. Everything about the show is brilliant from top to bottom. That’s why anyone who is famous wants to appear on it. Johnny Cash, Stevie Wonder, John Candy, Tom Hanks and C3PO have all stepped foot on the famous street.

So who might be next?

Well, Sesame Street is not a show to disappoint as they’ve lined up some seriously famous faces along with some ace segments that’ll lampoon shows that are squarely aimed at adults who still tune in.

Watch The Sherlock Holmes Trailer! Elementary, My Dear Watson!

May 31st, 2009 By Alex de Moller

Robert Downey Jr. is Sherlock Holmes…

Our inspectors are baffled by the mystery of it: somehow, our favourite Victorian hero was mistaken for Inspector Gadget. Guy Ritchie resurrects London’s drug-reliant super-detective and ditches his deerstalker hat for ninja skills and fruity dialogue. Accompanied by Watson (Jude Law), a plot involving the occult and other destructive powers sends Mr. Holmes on a mission fraught with explosions, bare-knuckle boxing and ridiculous acrobatics.