Articles tagged with: Jude Law
Watch The Sherlock Holmes Trailer! Elementary, My Dear Watson!
Robert Downey Jr. is Sherlock Holmes... Our inspectors are baffled by the mystery of it: somehow, our favourite Victorian hero was mistaken for Inspector Gadget. Guy Ritchie resurrects London's drug-reliant super-detective and ditches his deerstalker hat for ninja skills and fruity dialogue. Accompanied by Watson (Jude Law), a plot involving the occult and other destructive powers sends Mr. Holmes on a mission fraught with explosions, bare-knuckle boxing and ridiculous acrobatics.
Robert Downey Jr. is Sherlock Holmes... Our inspectors are baffled by the mystery of it: somehow, our favourite Victorian hero was mistaken for Inspector Gadget. Guy Ritchie resurrects London's drug-reliant super-detective and ditches his deerstalker hat for ninja skills and fruity dialogue. Accompanied by Watson (Jude Law), a plot involving the occult and other destructive powers sends Mr. Holmes on a mission fraught with explosions, bare-knuckle boxing and ridiculous acrobatics.
Don’t Worry, War-Ravaged Afghans – Here Comes Jude Law!
For thousands of years, Afghanistan has weathered a near-constant stream of violent invasions. Why? Because Jude Law wasn't around to sort them all out, obviously. But luckily that's all changed now. Jude Law went to Afghanistan on a mission of peace yesterday, to call for a one-day ceasefire that would allow food deliveries and vaccinations to take place. But only if it's called The First Annual Ceasefire And We Love Jude Law Day and everyone is given a Jude Law mask and a badge that says 'Jude Law Is My Hero And Also A Fairly Underrated Actor'. That's a lie. But while Jude Law's Afghan peace visit might seem like an embarrassingly hopeless display of celebrity vanity, it might just work. After all, it's a little-known fact that the Taliban universally considers Jude Law's portrayal of a sexy robot prostitute in AI to be the pinnacle of artistic achievement in all of history. It might work after all!
For thousands of years, Afghanistan has weathered a near-constant stream of violent invasions. Why? Because Jude Law wasn't around to sort them all out, obviously. But luckily that's all changed now. Jude Law went to Afghanistan on a mission of peace yesterday, to call for a one-day ceasefire that would allow food deliveries and vaccinations to take place. But only if it's called The First Annual Ceasefire And We Love Jude Law Day and everyone is given a Jude Law mask and a badge that says 'Jude Law Is My Hero And Also A Fairly Underrated Actor'. That's a lie. But while Jude Law's Afghan peace visit might seem like an embarrassingly hopeless display of celebrity vanity, it might just work. After all, it's a little-known fact that the Taliban universally considers Jude Law's portrayal of a sexy robot prostitute in AI to be the pinnacle of artistic achievement in all of history. It might work after all!
Johnny Depp + Colin Farrell + Jude Law = Heath Ledger
When Heath Ledger died, most people's first thought was "But what about the Terry Gilliam film he was making that we probably wouldn't have gone to see anyway? What about that?"
But it's OK, because Terry Gilliam has found a way to work around Heath Ledger's death in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus - Heath Ledger's character Tony will be fleshed out with appearances by Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law, who have all stepped in to remember their friend.
Not just that, but the recasting of Heath Ledger's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus role also sheds some light on the character Heath was set to play. It looks likely that Tony will be Irish, mumbling, dressed as a pirate and a bit of an uptight dick. Or something.
