The Twilight movies are unique, in that a monkey could direct them, so long as it was a) cheap and b) fast.
And able to make Robert Pattinson look suitably vacant. But that one’s a given. Anyway, rumour has it that Twilight is about to break from the norm by hiring a director who’s shown signs of basic competency to direct Twilight 3. According to reports, Juan Antonio Bayona of The Orphanage is onboard.
However, according to some other reports, Drew Barrymore is going to direct Twilight 3. Phew, that was close – for a second there we almost wanted to see it.
