Firstly, let us say that gastroenteritis is not funny – unless it happens to Josh Hartnett, then it kind of is.
No. No it isn’t. Alright, yes it is. A bit. Anyway, Josh Hartnett has got gastroenteritis severe enough to call an ambulance and get taken into to hospital for treatment. Of course, you may know gastroenteritis by its more common name – the Little Bit Of A Tummy Ache – but it’s worse than that, because it usually results in acute diarrhea.
Don’t die, Josh Hartnett! Don’t crap yourself to death! You’ve got so much to live for! Specifically Hollywood Homicide 2!
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Heterosexual males and homosexual females – and anyone else who has a pulse – unite and take note: Scarlett Johansson’s relationship to actor boyfriend Ryan Reynolds may be on the rocks.
According to a ‘Stateside spy’ working under cover for the Daily Mail, their relationship has ‘hit a rough patch’. It seems Scarlett has been scared off by Ryan’s mentioning of babies and weddings. The spy said:
"Scarlett is younger and has no desire for a husband or family just yet."
What’s this? An A-list female celebrity who prioritises her career above procreation?
How refreshing.
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