Articles tagged with: Josh Duhamel
Stripper Apologises To Fergie For Boinking Her Husband
Hey, remember that time that Josh Duhamel was accused of cheating on Fergie by boning a stripper? Sure you do. It only happened a week ago. What? You've forgotten already, on the basis that Josh Duhamel is the dullest man who's ever lived? You think that wasting even a drop of brainpower on someone as inherently dreary as Josh Duhamel is a criminal misuse of humanity's potential? Yeah, us too, actually. But tough, because the stripper who Josh Duhamel allegedly had his ferociously mundane way with isn't letting go of her moment in the spotlight. She's publicly apologised to Fergie for having sex with her husband, whatever his name is. We've forgotten already. That's how boring he is.
Hey, remember that time that Josh Duhamel was accused of cheating on Fergie by boning a stripper? Sure you do. It only happened a week ago. What? You've forgotten already, on the basis that Josh Duhamel is the dullest man who's ever lived? You think that wasting even a drop of brainpower on someone as inherently dreary as Josh Duhamel is a criminal misuse of humanity's potential? Yeah, us too, actually. But tough, because the stripper who Josh Duhamel allegedly had his ferociously mundane way with isn't letting go of her moment in the spotlight. She's publicly apologised to Fergie for having sex with her husband, whatever his name is. We've forgotten already. That's how boring he is.
Josh Duhamel Denies Banging Stripper Behind Fergie’s Back
We know what you're thinking - why would Josh Duhamel even think about cheating on Fergie with a stripper? Well, let's count the ways. First, both Josh Duhamel and Fergie are apart a lot. Then there's the knowledge that he'd be having sex with someone statistically less likely to burst into My Humps during orgasm. And also, if you enjoy having sex with people with a fondness for crystal meth - like Fergie does - but you don't enjoy hearing them bang on about it all the time - like Fergie does - then where do you go? That's right, the strip club. Nevertheless, Josh Duhamel says that he definitely didn't have sex with a stripper, even though the stripper says he definitely did.
We know what you're thinking - why would Josh Duhamel even think about cheating on Fergie with a stripper? Well, let's count the ways. First, both Josh Duhamel and Fergie are apart a lot. Then there's the knowledge that he'd be having sex with someone statistically less likely to burst into My Humps during orgasm. And also, if you enjoy having sex with people with a fondness for crystal meth - like Fergie does - but you don't enjoy hearing them bang on about it all the time - like Fergie does - then where do you go? That's right, the strip club. Nevertheless, Josh Duhamel says that he definitely didn't have sex with a stripper, even though the stripper says he definitely did.
Fergie To Only Urinate Herself As A Married Woman Now
Fergie from Black Eyed Peas goes by many names - Fergie, Stacey Ferguson, The Duchess, The Poundstretcher Madonna. But now she's also Mrs Duhamel. On Saturday Fergie married dangerously minor actor Josh Duhamel during a beautiful ceremony in Malibu. So, you know, if you thought you'd heard the story about how Fergie took crystal meth as a kid too often, have a little sympathy for Josh Duhamel - he'll have to hear it every day until he dies. Best of all though, every single D-lister who's ever walked the earth saw Fergie and Duhamel get married. Oh Sarin, you're never there when you're needed.
Fergie from Black Eyed Peas goes by many names - Fergie, Stacey Ferguson, The Duchess, The Poundstretcher Madonna. But now she's also Mrs Duhamel. On Saturday Fergie married dangerously minor actor Josh Duhamel during a beautiful ceremony in Malibu. So, you know, if you thought you'd heard the story about how Fergie took crystal meth as a kid too often, have a little sympathy for Josh Duhamel - he'll have to hear it every day until he dies. Best of all though, every single D-lister who's ever walked the earth saw Fergie and Duhamel get married. Oh Sarin, you're never there when you're needed.
