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The 10 Most Surprising Celebrity Virginity Stories

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Celebrities: they’re (sometimes) just like us! And just like you and me, they all have to lose their virginity, even Taylor Swift (even if it is to a stuffed Care Bear). In a US study, it said the average age boys lose their virginity is 16 and the average age for girls is 17, but that doesn’t mean we all meet the average. Hell, some of us aren’t even close!

As someone who is weirdly obsessed with celebrity sex (I have no shame in admitting this), I basically know when and how every famous bitch in Hollywood has lost their V-card, and I’ve decided to share some of the more surprising “first time” stories with you, because we all know I’m not the only one who loves this shit!

Men In Black III Skews Like Goonies II

December 11th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

If there’s one thing Hecklerspray’s always hated it’s getting third degree burns all over our body after sitting too close to an exploding easy-bake oven.

If there’s another thing Hecklerspray hates it’s including Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in any potential Goonies sequels – unless of course one of them is playing a revamped Sloth. Smoosh Smith’s right eye way down, get him a chubby boy to fall in love with – and in all likelihood you’d got yourself some Oscar nods.

Speaking of which – you know how Josh Brolin was in Goonies? Well that allows us an awkward tie-in to Men In Black 3.

Barroom Rumble Charges Dropped For Josh Brolin

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Josh Brolin – everyone’s newest favourite star of movies that people don’t actually watch – has plenty of cause to celebrate.

Why? Because he’s not going to jail. Not that Josh Brolin was ever going to go to jail in the first place or anything, but it might have been a possibility after he was arrested and charged with interfering with a police officer during a barroom brawl in Louisiana last summer.

But now prosecutors have dropped the charges against Josh Brolin, so this entire story is basically pointless. Josh Brolin didn’t do something and he won’t be punished for it. Hooray.

MOVIE REVIEW: No Country for Old Men

August 5th, 2012 By hecklerspray staff

The history of cinema has given us many a bad haircut over the years.

Cameron Diaz in Being John Malkovich, Tom Hanks in The Da Vinci Code and Nicholas Cage in pretty much everything since the turn of the millennium. Never before though has someone with such a bad haircut been so terrifying and menacing than Chigurh, played by Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men.