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The 12 Coolest Feminists in Hollywood

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Lately, there’s been a lot of talk in the media about feminism. First, there is this whole women who don’t think they need feminism shit, then we have a lot of idiot celebrities (sadly all female) who claim to not be feminists, nor do they understand what the word actually means (*cough* Katy Perry *cough*).

However, there are some badass celebs who proudly announce they’re lady love and pride, mostly recently Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who explained why he’s a feminist on “Ellen” (a clip that’s gone viral). Here are 12 super cool celebrities, like JGL, who happily wave their feminist flags.

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10 Actors Who Should Really Play James Bond

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Over the years, a lot of hunky dudes have played James Bond. Sometimes it’s campy, sometimes it’s dark, but Bond is always fun and always a badass. The super hunky, Daniel Craig, has been doing a great job playing Bond for the past few years, but I kind of feel like he’s done all that he can with the franchise.

So, if they’re going to keep going with Bond (which of course they will as it’s the franchise that will never die), here are 10 actors who I think could really add some pizazz to the character. Yes, I said “pizazz”, but, to be fair, I recently watched an episode of “Jem and the Holograms” soooo….

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Not Gay, He Says From Cover of Out Magazine

September 13th, 2013 By Natalia Kemble

In an effort to refute the ever-increasing rumors that he’s gay, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is appearing on the October cover of Out, aka That Super Gay Magazine, and addressing the gossip in the most annoying way possible ? by classily side-stepping it.

?That would be really tacky. The media would win if I had to clarify.?

But what about all the women who want to have a relationship with your penis, Joseph?? It’s not fair to us ? I mean them ? to keep us ? them ? in the dark about your sexual preferences. Just free us ? no, them ? of this overbearing lust if you’re gay. We ? THEY ? will happily still love you and go to all your movies and use you as an example for how our boyfriends should dress and do their hair.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is an Incredible Male Stripper

September 24th, 2012 By Chris Starr

I am gay for Joseph Gordon-Levitt. The guy can do no wrong. He was great as a tiny kid in Third Rock from the Sun, and he’s been great in most of the movies he does nowadays as an accomplished adult actor. He’s not fallen off the wagon, and he’s fairly level-headed – which is more than you can say for a lot of former child actors.

Plus, the guy is able to make fun of himself. Whether it’s singing alongside Zooey Deschanel or – his latest foray into fun – making fun of himself and Channing Tatum’s stripper movie Magic Mike, he throws himself into things with gusto.

People Used To Spit At Zooey Deschanel (She’s Used To It If You Do It Now)

January 18th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Zooey Deschanel is one of those women people fancy when they haven’t seen her act in anything. Once you see her in a moving picture, you can’t help but wish her ill. That whole kooky, sub-standard Goldie Hawn thing she’s got going on? Loathesome.

She sings cutesy wutesy songs and cocks her head to one side while biting her lip, acting like she’s 10 years old despite being in her thirties. It’s creepy!

And so, it isn’t surprising at all to hear her say she got bullied so much at school, that people spat at her.

Five Things We’ve Learnt From New Girl

August 5th, 2012 By Robin Darke

So. Zooey Deschanel has a new show that is being shown on Channel 4 this very night at 8:30 post meridian. Of course, we've seen it and it won’t surprise you that we are characteristically unimpressed.

That said, looking on the bright side of any situation, like we uncharacteristically do, we've managed to find five things that are good about New Girl (8:30, Channel 4).

And here they are, over the jump and as follows…

Zooey Deschanel Divorces From Husband Because She’s A Monster Under All That Kook

January 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Zooey Deschanel is the Prom Queen of the Hipster Ball. She can kinda sing, kinda act and is generally kinda good-looking and kinda nice. Perfect for the hipsters as she never quite looks like she’s really trying.

However, Zooey is quite obviously a giganto-ghoul.

Why? Mainly because she doesn’t believe in the sanctity of marriage and is getting divorced from her husband – Some Guy – which will absolutely anger God so much that he’ll probably ensure any children she has in the future will all have hunchbacks.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt And Zooey Deschanel Record Cover Of ‘What Are You Doing New Year?s Eve?’ Like Adorable Ghouls

December 30th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel are probably the most irritating pair on Earth, mainly because we’ve got nothing on them. They seem nice. They seem quite funny. They’re altogether likeable and that makes us mad.

Of course, we hate most of their cloying hipster fans who, this morning, will be getting steamed up ironic NHS spectacles when they learn that the (500) Days of Summer duo have paired up to sing a song together.

And they’ve filmed it. And we’re going to let you watch it if you’re smart enough to click over the jump. Which you’re not. The amount of times we have to actually point that out to you dawdling shitboxes is unreal! Anyway. Video. You’ll like it. Over the jump.

Dark Knight Rises Videos Of Batman Fighting Bane On Wall Street

November 7th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The hype surrounding the new Batman film (Batman 3 or The Dark Knight Rises… it’s up to you what you call it) is getting bigger and bigger, with the entire world stalking its every movement.

Seriously. No other film has been as spied on during the shoot like this one has.

And there’s more of it. And it’s great. How about a giant fight scene, a video of Batman and Bane going at it and a sneak peak of Catwoman on a motorbike? If you’re crying ‘YES PLEASE!’, then get yourself over the jump.

Batfans Will Get To See Dark Knight Cinema Preview At Christmas! Holy Lack Of Leg Room!

October 25th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises, is probably the most highly anticipated film release floating around the ether at the moment. The superhero genre has been revitalised by the brooding adventures of Bruce Wayne and everyone is intrigued as to how the whole thing will wrap up.

As such, each little morsel and near-set fanvid has been met with many a watering mouth.

And here’s the news: it’s pretty much a certainty that Christopher Nolan’s revamp will be getting shown in six-minute prologues in various cinemas at Christmas time. BUT WHERE? Well…