It’s time to leave the country.
Dynamite your house, pack your toothbrush and don’t forget to shoot your girlfriend on the way out. You’ll thank us for it later.
Hecklerspray warned glamour model Jordan about the dangers of thinking, but she didn’t quite get it. Peter Andre didn’t get it either (for over four months) and went into Mediterranean exile after spotting his wife with a slew of horsey men.
