Christina Aguilera is to blame for the breakdown of her marriage to music producer Jordan Bratman. Obviously. She was the one out of the two who had a vagina. Which, of course, makes just about everything negative or scandalous within that relationship her fault.
Well, that’s not particularly our assertion. However, it does seem to be the standpoint of most of the people reporting on the divorce of the 29-year-old mother-of-one.
Just over a week ago, Aguilera filed for a divorce from her husband-of-five-years. She cited irreconcilable differences in the divorce papers, rather than scribbling ‘I’m a harlot’ in scarlet lipstick. Despite the fact that two grown people, not attached at the hip, are free to walk away from a broken relationship should they so choose, Christina is being accused of some rather nefarious actions. Because she’s the bad guy. The bad guy with the vagina.
Ever since gorgeous Marilyn Monroe stepped out with George-Formby lookalike Joe DiMaggio, a handful of famous stunners have continued the trend of unveiling their new boyfriends to the sound of a thousand showbusiness journalists dry puking whilst attempting to write short hand. 
