Most normal people eat chips, pies, kebabs and crisps as part of their diet.

But we’re beginning to think that former boob model Jordan uses money as a food source. At every given opportunity, she gobbles up as much cash as she can get her hands on. That's unless she has a fetish for the Queen and just likes to gaze at her on ?20 notes all day.

Whatever the case, it looks like Jordan is craving more money – she’s working on her fourth autobiography. Looks like we?ll get to find out what happened between 8am ? 11pm on September 19th 2009 in one easy to read, double spaced, 72-font tome.