Such is the world we live in today that when you quiz a group of children about Jordan, they won’t know any facts about the country.
Instead, they’ll spout endless facts about Jordan the model with pinpoint accuracy; which might have something to do with the fact that she won’t stop banging on about herself.
In the 31 years that Jordan/Katie Price has been on the planet, she’s done many things. Slept with footballers, posed topless in magazines, had a baby, took the virginity of a rubbish popstar, gone on the jungle show, married another yet another rubbish popstar, had some more kids, divorced the popstar and met a cage fighter. Jesus, you don’t need multiple autobiographies to explain that do you? Apparently so if you’re Jordan – she’s onto her fourth.
