Jordan Gets Rid Of Her Biggest Tit Breasts-on-legs celebrity Jordan has split from her husband, tiny Australian Peter Andre. Form an orderly queue, gentlemen. Probably a queue where you're all naked and desperately trying to stop yourself doing a milky manwee before it's your turn. Fame. It's a funny thing. Some people achieve it by being blessed with good looks and acting skills. Some get there by using their beautiful voice and hedge-like eyebrows to charm the hearts of millions. And some stuff a load of jelly-filled bags into their boobies, then wander round thrusting the hilarious results down camera lenses.