Articles tagged with: Jonathan Ross
WEBTHUMP! July 1 2009
10 - Look! Sarah Jessica Parker and some babies! Exciting! - PopEater 9 - You know who we've been neglecting lately? Female rappers - Interestment 8 - This delicious-looking piece of computing equipment would last three seconds if it came anywhere near us. It looks disturbingly delicious - Geekologie 7 - Jonathan Ross and Graham Norton battle to the DEATH. Not really to the death. And not really a battle. But still, eh? - Watchwithmothers
Yay! Cheryl Cole Is Pretending To Be Happily Married Again!
Watching Cheryl Cole on X Factor, chances are all you see is a phenomenal amount of make-up and a voice that makes you want to scratch your own spine off. But what you don't see is the sadness behind Cheryl Cole's eyes. The sadness of a woman whose husband got hammered on booze once and ended up having all sorts of depraved puke-sex with a slapper who wasn't her. Actually you can't see that at all any more, because Cheryl Cole isn't sad at all. In an appearance on Jonathan Ross to be shown on Friday, Cheryl Cole wore her wedding ring and told everyone that she's patched up her marriage once and for all. The moral of this story, obviously, is that true love endures. And that if you earn £100k a week you can probably get away with vomiting over a few slags every now and then.
Watching Cheryl Cole on X Factor, chances are all you see is a phenomenal amount of make-up and a voice that makes you want to scratch your own spine off. But what you don't see is the sadness behind Cheryl Cole's eyes. The sadness of a woman whose husband got hammered on booze once and ended up having all sorts of depraved puke-sex with a slapper who wasn't her. Actually you can't see that at all any more, because Cheryl Cole isn't sad at all. In an appearance on Jonathan Ross to be shown on Friday, Cheryl Cole wore her wedding ring and told everyone that she's patched up her marriage once and for all. The moral of this story, obviously, is that true love endures. And that if you earn £100k a week you can probably get away with vomiting over a few slags every now and then.
