Attention, girls and creepy old men: the Jonas Brothers go boobs-out in their new film!

We’ve seen some pretty nasty things at the cinema. Saw II. Albanian midgetporn. And that bit in The Love Guru between getting out of the car and getting back in the car – just sickening.

But even our battle-hardened stomach has warned us we're not to go and see the new Jonas Brothers movie, which shows the boys larking about backstage while semi-naked. It said if we try to watch the film, it’ll start flinging organs up through our mouth one at a time until we promise to be good. Or die. Y’know, whichever.