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10 Celebs with Sexier Talented Younger Siblings

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Older siblings tend to get more attention than younger siblings. Believe me, I know, I’m the oldest of four kids. In the entertainment industry, a lot of older siblings tend to get more credit for being more talented and attractive (Beyonce and Solange, anyone?), but sometimes, a little brother or sister not only out hots their older sibling, they also out talent them.

Here are 10 younger siblings that are getting noticed all on their own for not only being mega hot, but also finding their own success away from the shadow of their older brother or sister. These guys aren’t just stepping out of their older sibling’s shadow, they’re starting to cast their own.

Kevin Jonas Had a Baby and Whored It Out For Money Already

February 4th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

The last time we heard anything from the Jonas brothers, their band had broken up due to “creative differences” (aka middle brother Joe was having a love affair with the bad shit and baby brother Nick was tired of carrying the band).? Now, the eldest and limpest wristed brother Kevin has made headlines again because he is now a dad.

And in a move that would bring a tear to the eye of every fame whoring parent out there (Whattup Dina and Kris!? I see you there Joe Jackson with your one glove on.)? Kevin and his wife Danielle had the whole giving birth ordeal sponsored like it was 2008 and this was Star Jones’ wedding.

Joe Jonas Used His Purity Ring As A Testicle Cuff

December 4th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Earlier this year, the Jonas Brothers finally broke up for good.? There has been a lot of speculations why, with Joe Jonas and his alleged addiction to the bad shit being the loudest one.? But, they spewed out the totally bullshit “creative differences” excuse and moved on while morbidly obese moms everywhere cried into their homemade “I Love Nick”?and “Kevin Rocks My Socks” t-shirts.

Now Joe has written an essay for New York Magazine spilling out some dirt about being Disney’s trio of bitches for years and confirming what we all already knew- those purity rings were about as legit as Lohan’s sobriety.

Joe Jonas Is Proof that Disney Ruins Lives

October 18th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

The Jonas brothers’?dad would probably have loved to have?tattooed his sons with the triple X straight edge symbol in order to promote their squeaky clean image even more, if tattoos weren’t so disapproved by Disney.?

And I am sure it would have been just as successful as having them wear those damn purity rings.? Since we all know what a colossal fail that farce was, it’s not completely shocking to hear that some hardcore drugs have made their way onto the lips and into the veins of the once A list Tween sensation.

Disney Curse Strikes Again – The Jonas Brothers Hate Each Other

October 11th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Former chastity preaching family singing trio, The Jonas Brothers, have been struck by the Mouse curse that has befallen so many of their counterparts. ?Unlike Miley, Linsday, or Efron, their issue isn’t drugs, bat shit craziness, or foam fingers in the crotch, though.

According to their rep, there are “creative differences” causing some bad blood, which resulted in the band cancelling their upcoming tour. ?It must be really difficult to agree on the type of music to put out. ?Do they put out crappy pop, or crappy rock, or crappy show tunes (Kevin’s favorite, of course)?

This 2013 Miss USA is Young and Hot, But Still A Relic

June 18th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Last night, America carried on its?proud?tradition of tacky beauty pageants, crowning 2013’s Miss USA and effectively reinforcing that beauty pageants are horrible.

The big winner was Erin Brady, Miss Connecticut. She’s?an accountant or some shit, comparatively well-spoken (which isn’t really saying much), and?altogether?lovely. Many of the contestants look shockingly rough … a bit drag-queeny with their packed-on make-up, grumpy bordering on feral from near-starvation, and undoubtedly truly agonized by the weight of those ridiculously over-sized chandelier earrings.

Demi Lovato Splits With Valderrama – Football World Horrified!

January 11th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

When Demi Lovato split from Joe Jonas, it all started going wrong. She ended up suicidal, self harming, developing an eating disorder and in rehab. It was pretty gruesome really, seeing as she was only about six years old or something.

We might have that completely wrong. We can’t tell these young stars apart. However, she had one person she could rely on – Colombian footballing legend Carlos Valderrama.

Recent reports noted that the pair were romantically involved, but alas, before we could all thrill at such an amazing union, it’s believed the couple have now ended their relationship.

Badvertising: Two Rubbish Adverts For The Price Of One

August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

There is a definite trend of companies recycling their expensive adverts of yesteryear in order to save themselves a bit of cash. To be honest, there isn’t a lot we can say as a criticism of that. Times are tough and if your product hasn’t changed very much then why bother going to the effort of making a whole new advert to?extoll?the exact same virtues.

While there’s nothing wrong with it on the face of it, some ads remind us that they were completely awful in the first place and, like last week, we’re looking into the murky, sugar-loaded world of soft drinks.

Is Brian McFadden Going To Rejoin Westlife! Of Course He Is Because They’re Out Of Ideas!

July 20th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember the halcyon days when Westlife were a five-piece. They all looked so perfect in photographs with their highlighted curtains and work-sweaters from River Island. They really were the most refreshing thing to get off a stool in pop since GG Allin.

Then, the band went all off-balance when, unfathomably, Brian McFadden decided to go ‘indie’, which actually meant growing a bit of a beard, wearing a parka and… well… still peddling turgid, plodding pop music. Westlife, of course, continued doing exactly the same as before (which actually means, ‘doing as they were told’) and set about becoming the most earnest entertainers in the history of mankind.

BUT WAIT! Is McFadden going to rejoin Westlife? Have they seen Robbie’s reunion with Take That and thought ‘Hey! That’s a really clever, cynical marketing ploy to shift a few more tickets and albums! Provided Brian doesn’t do that rape song…’?

Delta Goodrem And Nick Jonas Spotted Holding Each Other’s Clammy Hands

May 16th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Delta Goodrem is a singer. Now, you may find that patronising, but we thought you might need reminding as it would appear she’s only famous for having cancer and being dim enough to see Brian McFadden as a suitable mate.

Of course, once McFadden had released his date-rape classic, ‘Just The Way You Are’ (listen here if you missed it), it didn’t take Goodrem long to bin the former Westlifer off.

And now, much to screaming girls annoyance, Goodrem has been spotted out and about holding hands with crooning clone Nick Jonas.