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Angelina Jolie In ‘Quite Likes Own Dad’ Shock!

February 22nd, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

You. You know who you are. You people who started the rumours about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie splitting up.

Yeah, you. You’ve got a bloody nerve. Look what you’ve done. Because of you, we had to put up with those insufferably stage-managed photos of Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie smooching at the Super Bowl. And now that Angelina Jolie has apparently patched things up with her estranged dad Jon Voight, we’ve been forced to wade through yet another offensively public display of Jolie affection, this time in Venice with the evil old man from the last season of 24.

Still, join us again soon when Angelina Jolie decides that she quite likes Cillit Bang, and proves it by deliberately dry-humping a bottle of it on the back of a giant golden revolving unicorn at the closing ceremony of the Winter Olympics.

Roseanne Barr Goes a Bit Mad, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Possibly Flee in Terror

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Roseanne Barr isn’t really known for being particularly funny, but this time she’s managed to make us all laugh.

See, there are times when celebrities get angry at other celebrities – they usually mean a few cross words and not much else. We smirk at these times. We enjoy. We forget.

Then there are times when a celebrity unleashes a furious rant at other celebrities – and this is exactly what Roseanne Barr has gone and done, and in whose direction?

Why, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, of course. The easiest of the targets, as we all know too well.

Angelina Jolie Twins: What Does Old Estranged Grandpappy Think?

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Since Angelina Jolie is the only woman in the history of time itself to have ever given birth, it’s only right that people want in.

Ever since Angelina’s twins Knox and Vivienne were born this weekend, they’ve had to battle for attention with all kinds of blithering nonentities determined to spout of about what they think of them. And that even includes Angelina Jolie’s dad, Jon Voight.

Even though he’s been estranged from Angelina Jolie for the best part of a decade, Jon Voight has still felt the need to rush off and tell the nearest media organisation how happy he is about the twins on the off-chance that Angelina will let him see them. Sounds heartbreaking, we know, but don’t be fooled – Jon Voight stars in the National Treasure movies, so it’s only natural that Angelina wants to keep the kids as far away from Nicolas Cage as possible.

Jon Voight the terrible choice as Jack Bauer’s nemesis in 24

March 25th, 2009 By David Schwartz

Sometimes you really have to ask what the hell is going on?

First, hit show 24 becomes ‘26′. Then it casts Jon Voight as a terrorist. The 69-year-old Oscar-winning actor was recently signed on to be Jack Bauer’s nemesis for the upcoming seventh series.

After the shambles of the sixth series, 24 have pulled out the chequebook in an attempt to win back falling viewing figures.

But don’t you think casting Angelina Jolie’s frail father as the super villain is going a little too far – even by 24’s ridiculous standards.