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Jon Stewart Verifies That Hugh Grant Is A Huge Asshole

December 15th, 2012 By Chris Chambers

Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, outed actor Hugh Grant as the worst guest ever to appear on his show, and stated that he will “never” allow him to return.

This may?seem like a harsh stance,?but please take a moment to remember what a douche Hugh Grant is. For a spell, he showed up in every movie, playing variations on the same character, and occasionally being arrested for getting BJ’s from hookers. Then he more or less disappeared … only showing up in public now and then to grumble or father a baby or testify about one thing or another.

CNN’s Rick Sanchez Gets Fired, Jon Stewart Makes Jokes And Everyone Thinks About The Word ‘Jew’

October 4th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

UK newsreaders are supposed to be impartial, which is why our news is so very boring compared to the mental rantings they have in the States. They lean so heavily on their views, claiming freedom of speech all the way, that you’re almost guaranteed one nervous breakdown per show.

The latest is from CNN anchor, Rick Sanchez, who is now looking for another job after being thrown out of the office for quite possibly being a bit anti-Semitic.

Sanchez was fired last week over remarks made on a Sirius radio show programme, where he branded Stewart a ‘bigot’ and claimed that the media was run by ‘people like him’… which is a see-through reference to Stewart’s Jewishry. Unless, of course, he meant ‘smart-arses’.

Stephen Colbert to Testify Before Congress… In Character

September 23rd, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Stephen Colbert is going to testify before Congress. That was a weird sentence to type. He’s doing it in character too. Weirder still. The Comedy Central host is going to go to Capitol Hill and appear before a House Judiciary subcommittee for a hearing on immigration called “Protecting America’s Harvest.”

Seriously.

Colbert is going to speak alongside United Farm Workers (UFW) President Arturo Rodriguez about illegal immigrants taking people’s jobs. In character. A comedy character. A fictional, supposed to be funny, not real, character. In Congress. WHAT?

WEBTHUMP! Friday 17 April 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Goodness. Hugh Jackman REALLY wants Wolverine to be successful, doesn’t he – Bestweekever

9 – Want to see the greatest four-year-old drummer in the known world? You’d do well to look here – Mychemicaltoilet

8 – Summer movies that will fail miserably – Coedmag

7 – hecklerspray takes no responsibility for the tea that you’ll splutter across your monitor upon watching this remade Peter Andre video – YouTube

The Top 20 Jon Stewart Jokes

March 25th, 2009 By David Schwartz

Jon Stewart is a funny man ? we can all agree on that.

Whether it’s his numerous quips on The Daily Show or his hosting of the Oscars, he very rarely fails to make us smile.

In fact, Jon Stewart is so funny he could probably make us laugh while telling us we have terminal cancer. Or that our dog had just been run over. He is so funny, politicians go on his show just to have the pleasure of getting the piss taken out of them.