Jon & Kate Latest: People You Don’t Know Do Crap You Don’t Care About Jon & Kate Plus 8. Not the name of a horrific-sounding midget-porn movie. It's the reality show that everyone is talking about. Alright, not everyone. We haven't been talking about Jon & Kate Plus 8. But that's because we've only figured out what it is. It's a show about a couple plagued by the fact that the woman keeps machinegunning babies out of her vagina and one of them hit the milkman in the eye. Or something. Anyway, long story short, both Jon and Kate might be shagging other people and they're bad parents and will go to hell. Again, or something.