Articles tagged with: Jon And Kate Plus 8
Kate Gosselin To Bleat Until World Suffers Collective Aneurysm
Jon Gosselin is a tool for emptying his joint account with Kate Gosselin. Not because he did it, mind you. But because of what it meant. Deep down, Jon Gosselin must have known what would happen when he took all that money. He must have known that Kate Gosselin would rush to the nearest television studio and bellyache about it in such a sustained, high-pitched, self-pitying whine that everyone who watched it assumed that they were suffering from a particularly unpleasant bout of tinnitus. And, unsurprisingly, that's what Kate Gosselin did on the Today show yesterday. We hate you so much, Jon Gosselin.
Jon Gosselin is a tool for emptying his joint account with Kate Gosselin. Not because he did it, mind you. But because of what it meant. Deep down, Jon Gosselin must have known what would happen when he took all that money. He must have known that Kate Gosselin would rush to the nearest television studio and bellyache about it in such a sustained, high-pitched, self-pitying whine that everyone who watched it assumed that they were suffering from a particularly unpleasant bout of tinnitus. And, unsurprisingly, that's what Kate Gosselin did on the Today show yesterday. We hate you so much, Jon Gosselin.
Jon Gosselin Designs Clothes For Sad, Divorce-Blighted Kids Everywhere
The set-up of Jon & Kate Plus 8 is simple - he's a chubby pushover, she'd kick a donkey in the face for cash. That's how it works. Kate Gosselin is the one who wants to pimp out her kids in TV shows and books and anything else that'd make her a quick buck, and Jon Gosselin is the one who mooches around silently in the background like a lost testicle. Isn't it? Nope - apparently Jon Gosselin is designing his own line of kid's clothes. And his children will model it - especially the 'Mommy Is A Heartless Shrew' range of cotton dungarees.
The set-up of Jon & Kate Plus 8 is simple - he's a chubby pushover, she'd kick a donkey in the face for cash. That's how it works. Kate Gosselin is the one who wants to pimp out her kids in TV shows and books and anything else that'd make her a quick buck, and Jon Gosselin is the one who mooches around silently in the background like a lost testicle. Isn't it? Nope - apparently Jon Gosselin is designing his own line of kid's clothes. And his children will model it - especially the 'Mommy Is A Heartless Shrew' range of cotton dungarees.
Everybody Watches Jon & Kate Plus 8. Literally Everybody
Jon & Kate Plus 8. It's the show that nobody knew existed until it was in some magazines and crap, and now everybody loves. And thanks to the tedious allegations of infidelity that have been rocking the Gosselin family since, oh, let's say the dawn of time, the first episode of the new Jon & Kate Plus 8 season has drawn in record viewers for its network TLC. In total, 9.8 million rubberneckers tuned into Jon & Kate Plus 8. That's 9.7 million higher than TLC's record - an episode of Mystery Diagnosis about a woman who thought she was being followed around by a goat.
Jon & Kate Plus 8. It's the show that nobody knew existed until it was in some magazines and crap, and now everybody loves. And thanks to the tedious allegations of infidelity that have been rocking the Gosselin family since, oh, let's say the dawn of time, the first episode of the new Jon & Kate Plus 8 season has drawn in record viewers for its network TLC. In total, 9.8 million rubberneckers tuned into Jon & Kate Plus 8. That's 9.7 million higher than TLC's record - an episode of Mystery Diagnosis about a woman who thought she was being followed around by a goat.
