Articles tagged with: Jon and Kate divorce
Jon & Kate Plus 8: The Harrowing Return – Plus Tents!
Jon and Kate Gosselin have been through what's possibly the most despair-ridden period of their entire lives. But now they're back. The divorce-postponed season of Jon & Kate Plus 8 resumes on Monday, and it promises to shine an unforgiving spotlight on a marriage torn apart by the pressures of fame. It will be bleak. It will be unrelentingly miserable. And yesterday we were given a tantalising hint at what dark scenes of emotional anguish we can expect from the Jon & Kate Plus 8 premiere. Apparently Kate puts a tent up in a funny way. Oh, the agony! It's too much!
Jon and Kate Gosselin have been through what's possibly the most despair-ridden period of their entire lives. But now they're back. The divorce-postponed season of Jon & Kate Plus 8 resumes on Monday, and it promises to shine an unforgiving spotlight on a marriage torn apart by the pressures of fame. It will be bleak. It will be unrelentingly miserable. And yesterday we were given a tantalising hint at what dark scenes of emotional anguish we can expect from the Jon & Kate Plus 8 premiere. Apparently Kate puts a tent up in a funny way. Oh, the agony! It's too much!
TLC Denies Us The Jon & Kate Plus 8 Bitchfight From Hell
Despite all the headlines it's been generating, people always forget one thing about Jon & Kate Plus 8. It's boring. Really boring. Have you ever tried to sit through an entire episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8? No? Well don't. It's rubbish. Ooh, some kids are baking some cakes. Ooh, some kids are going to the zoo. The only people who could truly enjoy Jon & Kate Plus 8 are heavily sedated pederasts, and even they wouldn't love it. TLC could spice up the show by making Jon Gosselin's alleged mistress a central character. But TLC says it won't. TLC is rubbish.
Despite all the headlines it's been generating, people always forget one thing about Jon & Kate Plus 8. It's boring. Really boring. Have you ever tried to sit through an entire episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8? No? Well don't. It's rubbish. Ooh, some kids are baking some cakes. Ooh, some kids are going to the zoo. The only people who could truly enjoy Jon & Kate Plus 8 are heavily sedated pederasts, and even they wouldn't love it. TLC could spice up the show by making Jon Gosselin's alleged mistress a central character. But TLC says it won't. TLC is rubbish.
Jon & Kate Divorce: They’ve Been Separated For Two Years, Ish
Jon & Kate Plus 8 is heartbreaking, isn't it? Truly heartbreaking. Their divorce announcement just came out of the blue. Well, alright, not quite out of the blue - thanks to every single magazine in the world banging on about all the affairs that Jon and Kate Gosselin have allegedly been having all the time, you don't have to be a genius to see that their marriage has been in trouble for a few weeks now. Well, alright, not quite a few weeks - according to divorce papers, Jon and Kate Gosselin have been separated for two entire years. Oh, divorce is hilarious.
Jon & Kate Plus 8 is heartbreaking, isn't it? Truly heartbreaking. Their divorce announcement just came out of the blue. Well, alright, not quite out of the blue - thanks to every single magazine in the world banging on about all the affairs that Jon and Kate Gosselin have allegedly been having all the time, you don't have to be a genius to see that their marriage has been in trouble for a few weeks now. Well, alright, not quite a few weeks - according to divorce papers, Jon and Kate Gosselin have been separated for two entire years. Oh, divorce is hilarious.
Jon & Kate Gosselin Shockingly Decide To Shockingly Divorce
Oh boy, we didn't see this coming. Remember when Jon and Kate Gosselin said they were making an announcement? Well, they've made it. In our office Jon & Kate Plus 8 sweepstake, we put money on the announcement being about a new recipe for gooseberry jam. But no - in a move that literally nobody on Earth could have possibly seen coming, Jon and Kate Gosselin have stunningly revealed that they're to split. That's split as in divorce, by the way, not split as in split open their kids' skulls with a hammer if they answer back. Although that's probably feasible too.
Oh boy, we didn't see this coming. Remember when Jon and Kate Gosselin said they were making an announcement? Well, they've made it. In our office Jon & Kate Plus 8 sweepstake, we put money on the announcement being about a new recipe for gooseberry jam. But no - in a move that literally nobody on Earth could have possibly seen coming, Jon and Kate Gosselin have stunningly revealed that they're to split. That's split as in divorce, by the way, not split as in split open their kids' skulls with a hammer if they answer back. Although that's probably feasible too.
