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The Top Hot Model Celebrity Kids

September 6th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

We all know that Kris and Bruce Jenner made epic hot babe model, Kendall, but in the world of celebrity, let’s be real: when so many good looking people keep making kids, they’re going to produce ridiculously attractive offspring who will probably end up modeling because, you know, nepotism!

While I think some celebrity kid models are legit only getting work because of their famous last names (I see you Sofia Richie and Anwar Hadid), some of them legit deserve to be in front of a camera to have their beauty shared with the world.

So Maybe Johnny Depp Isn’t the Bad Guy?

May 30th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

This whole Johnny Depp and Amber Heard divorce debacle just keeps getting more and more fucked up. First, I thought it was fucked that Amber would file for divorce from Johnny just a couple of days after his mom died. Then, I thought it was even more fucked when she filed domestic abuse charges against him and got a restraining order.

NOW, I think it’s super fucked that like a million and one people, INCLUDING the police report, are suggesting that Johnny never beat Amber and that she’s really just a lying, scheming bitch who belongs on an episode of Dynasty or some shit.

Amber Heard Should’ve Stayed a Lesbian

May 27th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The other day, my friend Simone posted a link on my Facebook wall about how Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp mere days after his mother died. She was like “Bitch is savage af”, to which I agreed and intended to make a post about. I mean, what kind of bitch files for divorce less than a week after their husband’s mom dies?

A bitch who isn’t a bitch, but apparently a victim of domestic violence, that’s who. Today, Amber Heard emerged from a courtroom with a beaten up face as a judge granted her request for a restraining order against Johnny Depp after she filed domestic abuse charges against him.

Does Johnny Depp Legit Think He’s a Pirate?

January 20th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The above picture is of 50-something, Johnny Depp, with his sexy 20-something fianc?, Amber Heard. The picture was taken last week and no, it was not taken on the set of the newest “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie. This is just who Johnny Depp is now: a crazy, middle-aged man who frequently dresses like a pirate.

Remember in the 1980’s and 1990’s when Johnny?Depp dated Winona Ryder and Kate Moss and was super hot and a great actor? Like, people really respected him and he was pretty successful at the box office? Then he did one two many Tim Burton movies and, I guess, lost his damn mind.

10 Celebrity Couples I Wish Were Still Together

May 4th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I am someone who fucking hates change. It kills me a little bit and I have a lot of trouble letting go. I (sadly) especially have a lot of trouble when my favourite celebrity couples break-up. It makes me a feel like a child of divorce, which I understand is weird and probably not healthy.

Over the years many celeb couples have captured my heart and even though they’ve split and moved on and seem perfectly fine in their new lives and with their new significant others, part of me just can’t let go of the sexy famous love that once was. Spoiler alert: You know Britney and Justin will be on this list.

Being Everybody’s Imaginary Boyfriend Backfires On Johnny Depp

April 14th, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

You wouldn’t imagine there are many downsides to waking up every morning and finding out that you’re Johnny Depp. Having to fight your way through crowds of adoring women on your way to buy the morning paper, maybe.?

Maybe your big wad of $100 bills won’t fit in your crocodile skin wallet. Or, just maybe, you turn up to the premiere of your latest film and are served with papers telling you that you have to appear in court and swear that you are not sleeping with some murderous nutcase. Not the one that they’re concerned about, anyway. Amber Heard does have that shifty look about her, though.

The 10 Most Surprising Celebrity Virginity Stories

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Celebrities: they’re (sometimes) just like us! And just like you and me, they all have to lose their virginity, even Taylor Swift (even if it is to a stuffed Care Bear). In a US study, it said the average age boys lose their virginity is 16 and the average age for girls is 17, but that doesn’t mean we all meet the average. Hell, some of us aren’t even close!

As someone who is weirdly obsessed with celebrity sex (I have no shame in admitting this), I basically know when and how every famous bitch in Hollywood has lost their V-card, and I’ve decided to share some of the more surprising “first time” stories with you, because we all know I’m not the only one who loves this shit!

Johnny Depp Jams With Aerosmith, Is Coolest Man On Earth

December 6th, 2012 By Chris Chambers

Last night, Johnny Depp joined Aerosmith on-stage to play guitar for two songs during their L.A. concert, just a few days after he played guitar for an Alice Cooper show. To my mind, this is?indisputable proof that?Johnny Depp is the coolest?man on earth.

Johnny?is incredibly handsome, even at 49 years old. He’s an amazing?actor.?He plays guitar. And he owns an island in the Bahamas. That makes him just about perfect in my book. Sometimes he?goes a little heavy on the accessories and I worry about what he might smell like, but I can overlook those things if necessary.

Michael Keaton Signs Up For Beetlejuice 2 (He Won’t Have To Wear Make-Up This Time)

February 14th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Beetlejuice? It had that guy with the little head didn’t it? And that song at the end. And the disgusting things like Michael Keaton. Well, would you like to see it return in the shape of a new film?

Doesn’t really matter what your answer is, because, it looks like Beetlejuice 2 is happening and no amount of sarcastic clapping is going to change it.

And yes, Michael Keaton is going to be involved in the lead role and, unsurprisingly,?Tim Burton is rumoured to be heavily involved (which guarantees a couple of jobs for Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter). In fact, it wouldn’t surprise us if Depp was given the lead role and Keaton was shunted to the kerb.

Ryan Reynolds And Reese Witherspoon To Distract From Helena Bonham Carter Plotting The End Of The World

January 24th, 2012 By Robin Darke

The Mayans said that the World would end in 2012, December 21st in fact (so don't be buying any Peacocks gifts vouchers), but those pesky Aztec ripoff neglected to mention that one the signs of the upcoming Apocalypse would be Helena Bonham-Carter not starring in a Tim Burton film.

And here we are, like the nose on your plain face, looking right at the factual evidence that Bonham-Carter is going to be elsewhere when they film ?Big Eyes.?

Instead of the massively haired weirdo, Burton has picked the insufferable Reese Witherspoon and the equally insufferable but slightly more fanciable, Ryan Reynolds to play the parts of indie artists, Margaret and Walter Keane respectively.