Articles tagged with: Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp Is A Million Times Sexier Than You: Official
Oh People magazine, you're such terrible sluts. Don't bother trying to hide it - we can see straight through you. Look at how you're treating poor Johnny Depp. According to that list you published yesterday, Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive. But what happened the day before yesterday? That's right, it was announced that Johnny Depp was going to earn at least $35 million from Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. Coincidence? HARDLY. You only love Johnny Depp for his money don't you, People magazine? Not his easygoing charm or his faultless complexion - it's his money. We'll never be good enough for you will we, People magazine? Even though we love you SO MUCH. Well stuff you, People magazine. Stuff you in your MOUTH.
Oh People magazine, you're such terrible sluts. Don't bother trying to hide it - we can see straight through you. Look at how you're treating poor Johnny Depp. According to that list you published yesterday, Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive. But what happened the day before yesterday? That's right, it was announced that Johnny Depp was going to earn at least $35 million from Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. Coincidence? HARDLY. You only love Johnny Depp for his money don't you, People magazine? Not his easygoing charm or his faultless complexion - it's his money. We'll never be good enough for you will we, People magazine? Even though we love you SO MUCH. Well stuff you, People magazine. Stuff you in your MOUTH.
Top 22 Movie Drunks
There is nothing worse than being sober in a room full of drunk people. OK, so there are a few things worse – like cancer, famine and finding out your dad wants to be a woman. Anyway, the points is, drunk people in real life are soooooo annoying. Almost as annoying as people who put to many 'o's in 'so' just to emphasise the point they are making. But they are never that annoying when you are drunk. For some reason, you are immune to the annoying stuff they blather on about. See kids, drinking is good for you.
There is nothing worse than being sober in a room full of drunk people. OK, so there are a few things worse – like cancer, famine and finding out your dad wants to be a woman. Anyway, the points is, drunk people in real life are soooooo annoying. Almost as annoying as people who put to many 'o's in 'so' just to emphasise the point they are making. But they are never that annoying when you are drunk. For some reason, you are immune to the annoying stuff they blather on about. See kids, drinking is good for you.
Watch Trailer For Johnny Depp’s New Movie Public Enemies
Crusading Christian Bale hunting down a villainous Johnny Depp? No, before you get excited, it's not Batman 3, but Michael Mann's new movie Public Enemies. And Johnny Depp isn't dressed in green lycra with question marks all over it, but is playing charismatic bank robber John Dillinger. Predictably, Bale plays the FBI agent sent to hunt the Depp down, armed only with ...
Crusading Christian Bale hunting down a villainous Johnny Depp? No, before you get excited, it's not Batman 3, but Michael Mann's new movie Public Enemies. And Johnny Depp isn't dressed in green lycra with question marks all over it, but is playing charismatic bank robber John Dillinger. Predictably, Bale plays the FBI agent sent to hunt the Depp down, armed only with ...
Will Smith Really Is Awfully Bankable
Will Smith's appeal is that he looks comfortable in everything - comedies like Hitch, actioners like Bad Boys. Stinking bags of bumheap like Hancock. Anything. And because of this - plus the way that Will Smith will promote his films by going on every single TV show and laughing so loudly and over-sincerely that he seems like an escaped murderer - that Forbes has called Will Smith the world's most bankable star. So congratulations to Will Smith. And equal congratulations Tatyana Ali from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, who has been name as the 1,268th most bankable star. Keep living the dream Tatyana!
Will Smith's appeal is that he looks comfortable in everything - comedies like Hitch, actioners like Bad Boys. Stinking bags of bumheap like Hancock. Anything. And because of this - plus the way that Will Smith will promote his films by going on every single TV show and laughing so loudly and over-sincerely that he seems like an escaped murderer - that Forbes has called Will Smith the world's most bankable star. So congratulations to Will Smith. And equal congratulations Tatyana Ali from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, who has been name as the 1,268th most bankable star. Keep living the dream Tatyana!
We Ask Geri Halliwell About Her Opinions On Johnny Depp As The Mad Hatter
Hey Geri Halliwell, what do you think about the new pictures of Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's new movie adaptation of Alice In Wonderla... oh. We've made a terrible mistake.
Hey Geri Halliwell, what do you think about the new pictures of Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's new movie adaptation of Alice In Wonderla... oh. We've made a terrible mistake.
Zac Efron Not Starring In Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. Yet.
Until now there's been one reason and one reason alone to look forward to Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 - no Orlando Bloom. But now there's another reason that's equally uplifting - not only will Orlando Bloom not foul up Pirates Of The Caribbean 4, but nor will Zac Efron from High School Musical. Contrary to rumours suggesting that Zac Efron had signed on to play Johnny Depp's son in the fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, it's been revealed that no such deal has been made. Yet. Despite the denial, Zac Efron isn't hiding his enthusiasm for a role in Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. But if he does eventually get the job, producers will have to find a clever way to explain his presence in the movie. We suggest a flashback to Captain Jack Sparrow having it off with a charisma-free injection-moulded shop dummy and somehow getting it pregnant. Nobody could argue with logic like that.
Until now there's been one reason and one reason alone to look forward to Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 - no Orlando Bloom. But now there's another reason that's equally uplifting - not only will Orlando Bloom not foul up Pirates Of The Caribbean 4, but nor will Zac Efron from High School Musical. Contrary to rumours suggesting that Zac Efron had signed on to play Johnny Depp's son in the fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, it's been revealed that no such deal has been made. Yet. Despite the denial, Zac Efron isn't hiding his enthusiasm for a role in Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. But if he does eventually get the job, producers will have to find a clever way to explain his presence in the movie. We suggest a flashback to Captain Jack Sparrow having it off with a charisma-free injection-moulded shop dummy and somehow getting it pregnant. Nobody could argue with logic like that.
Tim Burton To Deconfuse Pirates Of The Caribbean 4?
Helena Bonham Carter should learn swordfighting quickly, because if Tim Burton is tapped to direct Pirates Of The Caribbean 4, she'll have to be in it. Oh, didn't we mention? Tim Burton might be directing Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. It's just a rumour for now, but Disney is thought to want to retain Burton's services after he's finished with Alice In Wonderland if Pirates Of The Caribbean director Gore Verbinski gets bored of it all. Of course, hiring Tim Burton for Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 might seem like something of a risk, but it really isn't - after all, Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 went on for about 15 hours and couldn't have made any less sense if it was an East European claymation film about the inside of a twig, so there's genuinely nothing that Tim Burton could do that would bugger the series up any further.
Helena Bonham Carter should learn swordfighting quickly, because if Tim Burton is tapped to direct Pirates Of The Caribbean 4, she'll have to be in it. Oh, didn't we mention? Tim Burton might be directing Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. It's just a rumour for now, but Disney is thought to want to retain Burton's services after he's finished with Alice In Wonderland if Pirates Of The Caribbean director Gore Verbinski gets bored of it all. Of course, hiring Tim Burton for Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 might seem like something of a risk, but it really isn't - after all, Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 went on for about 15 hours and couldn't have made any less sense if it was an East European claymation film about the inside of a twig, so there's genuinely nothing that Tim Burton could do that would bugger the series up any further.
Anne Hathaway Does Alice in Wonderland, Apparently
You always know what you're getting with a new Tim Burton film - Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, resignation that the movie won't be as good as Edward Scissorhands. But one thing you you don't get is big-faced actresses in the middle of slightly humiliating personal meltdowns. Well, you do now, because Anne Hathaway has just signed up to star in Tim Burton's new adaptation of Alice In Wonderland. In Alice In Wonderland, Anne Hathaway will play the White Queen - a pretty young woman who looks a bit stupid because her boyfriend pretended to be chums with the Pope to con strangers out of millions of dollars and then ended up in jail because of it. We have no idea why Tim Burton wanted Anne Hathaway for the role.
You always know what you're getting with a new Tim Burton film - Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, resignation that the movie won't be as good as Edward Scissorhands. But one thing you you don't get is big-faced actresses in the middle of slightly humiliating personal meltdowns. Well, you do now, because Anne Hathaway has just signed up to star in Tim Burton's new adaptation of Alice In Wonderland. In Alice In Wonderland, Anne Hathaway will play the White Queen - a pretty young woman who looks a bit stupid because her boyfriend pretended to be chums with the Pope to con strangers out of millions of dollars and then ended up in jail because of it. We have no idea why Tim Burton wanted Anne Hathaway for the role.
