Sarah Michelle Gellar Gives Baby Normal Name! WTF??
Some people just don't quite know how to correctly behave when they're famous. Yes, we're talking about you, Sarah Michelle Gellar! And you, Freddie Prinze Jr! Don't try to hide away from our steely gaze. You both once had the world at your feet. For Christ's sake, you could have been the next Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. But look at you, so totally normal, it's disgusting. You've even given your child a standard everyday name - Charlotte Grace. Charlotte Grace? What the hell is wrong with you people? As literally everyone else on the planet knows, if you're going to live in the limelight, every single aspect of your life must be thrilling and unusual. Your diet, your choice of deity to worship, your outfits, and especially your children. They should be given freaky made-up names that sound stupid, like
Suri,
Maddox, or
Brooklyn. Names guaranteed to see them cornered in the playground, and eventually home schooled.
Medic-Slash-Arsehole Charged With Being A Nob To John Travolta
We don't know about you, but the tragic death of a youngster sure does make us salivate for money. And we're not the only ones, either, thanks to the genius of
Tarino Lightbourne. Tarino Lightbourne was the first paramedic to arrive following the fatal seizure of
John Travolta and
Kelly Preston's 16-year-old son
Jett earlier this month. And then, it's alleged, he tried to extort $25 million from the boy's grieving parents.
For apparently masterminding this John Travolta plot, Tarino Lightbourne has been charged with conspiracy to extort. Paramedic? Pah - the man was clearly born to be a bloody Bond villain.
John Travolta Releases Statement About Jett’s Death
Of all the terrible ways to start a new year, losing your 16-year-old son on New Year's Day has to rank among the worst. So there can't be a person on the planet who'd want to trade places with
John Travolta at the moment. As you've probably already heard, John Travolta's 16-year-old son
Jett died at some point between January 1 and 2 from a seizure brought on by his Kawasaki syndrome.
And now John Travolta has released a statement about Jett's death, thanking the public for its support and describing how 'heartbroken' he and his wife are. Horrible news.
VIDEO: John Travolta Outed By Ex-Scientologist Bloke
Whether it's Will Smith's freaky near-conversion or Tom Cruise's weird garbled video, it's not a great time to be a Scientologist.
Especially if you happen to be John Travolta. As a minor Scientologist, John Travolta has escaped a lot of the recent backlash against the church, but now his luck appears to have run out. Michael Pattinson, an ex-Scientologist who signed up at the same time as John Travolta, has claimed on video that Travolta joined the church to be 'cured of homosexuality' while adding that he knows one of John's ex-boyfriends.
The video of the interview is after the jump.