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John Travolta was King of the Oscars Once Again

February 24th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Last year, John Travolta, even though he wasn’t nominated for anything and hasn’t starred in a decent film in YEARS, stole the show at the Oscars by incorrectly?introducing Idina Menzel as Adele Dazeem. It was everything. This year he decided to pull a round two of being the most awkward person at the Oscars and he once again NAILED?it.?

John Travolta has officially turned into that weird older man at the bar who you met a few years ago and he was ok, but now he drinks way too much and maybe takes some sedatives and when you see him you really hope he doesn’t see you too, but he does, and he comes over and talks way too close and says your name wrong and touches you weird and you just feel sooooo uncomfortable. You know the type.

The 5 Best Moments from the 2014 Oscars

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, the Oscars happened Sunday night and, I’ve got to say, it was a pretty great show. Ellen DeGeneres was an absolutely delightful host, there were some solid musical numbers, a bunch of beautiful people won acting Oscars and gave lovely speeches, Brad and Angelina were there, Gravity didn’t win Best Picture, so all in all it was a great night for me.

However, all these “nice” moments weren’t what made the show so great for me. Sure, I like a moving speech and Matthew McConaughey’s “Alright alright alright” as much as anyone, but it was these five moments, in no particular order, that made say “Yep, this Oscar show is special.”

Kirstie Alley Is Still Xenu’s Proudest Fruit Fly

December 6th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

You can always tell when Kirstie Alley hasn’t gotten laid in a while.?? She gets all crazy preachy about her cult, er I mean “religion,” and starts talking about all the pent up sexual frustration there is between her and her best girlfriend, John Travolta.

Add in the fact that Alley hasn’t drowned her sorrows in butter and Snickers as per her usual routine, and that means the bitch is hangry too.? Hangry and horny combined just spells total bat shit crazy territory.

And thankfully, Howard Stern decided to let Ms. Kirstie on his radio show so that the rest of the world can be made a little bit brighter with her insanity.

John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John Are Creepy and Pathetic In New Christmas Music Video

December 7th, 2012 By Chris Chambers

John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John have teamed up for a new Christmas album that is guaranteed to make you want to jump off a bridge. In addition to standard Christmas songs, like “Silent Night” and “Winter Wonderland,” the album?features?one new song written for the erstwhile Danny and Sandy by John Farrar who also wrote Grease’s “You’re the One That I Want.”

The new song,?”I Think You Might Like It,” is?definitely up there among the?worst songs you will ever hear. Trust me. And the video is even more horrifying.

Bryan Cranston and Actors Who Revived Their Careers

October 27th, 2012 By Gavin Bard

Some actors start hot and stay hot, others just fizzle out after a while or never get the chance to get on a hot streak to begin with. The even rarer category of actors is the one Bryan Cranston belongs to. The guys who plug along, get a break, lose the break, and then get an even bigger one after everybody forgot about them.

Second chances and life don’t really go hand in hand all the time, and in acting they are even lesser acquaintances. I mean, you don’t hear us talking about the kid that played Anakin Skywalker right? Or about the great contributions to acting that guy from Troll 2 has made. Then again, maybe they just didn’t get their second chance yet.

I wouldn’t hold my breath for that Anakin kid though. He really was awful.

Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is.

August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Suited or Booted?

Folded

R.I.P. Steve Jobs – There’s nothing wrong with being snarky but let’s remember this sort of thing.
US Network Drama – Or rather, why it’s rubbish.
Movie Posters – If they told the truth, this is probably what they’d say.
When Bad Films Happen To Good Actors – There’s not a lot of arguing with Shortlist’s exhaustive list.
Kismot Killer Curry – A curry that hospitalises the people who eat it? Where do we sign up?

Creased

Celebrity Reporters Are Like Political Correspondents – Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh… wait a minute.

John Travolta Has Scientology Baby All Set For Future Jealousy

November 24th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

John Travolta, who looks alarmingly like Ke$ha, has had a baby. Of course, he hasn’t developed a womb and birthed the thing himself. If that were the case, the headline wouldn’t be quite so dismissive. Naturally, it is his wife Kelly Preston who squeezed the child out of her front bum.

If you’re interested, the child is a boy and they’ve called him Benjamin and he was born in a Florida hospital weighing 8 lbs. 3 oz.

Of course, both the parents are tremendously happy and all that hokey junk, but we’re more interested in his future, which will no doubt be riddled with jealousy of another celebrity child.

John Travolta Flies Home Because Pregnant Wife Kelly Preston Is (Not) In Labour

November 15th, 2010 By Paul Gibson

For many people, their? interest in John Travolta began and ended with his starring role in the disco-dancing, parent-upsetting, tight-panted 1970s movie Saturday Night Fever.

These people have no desire to learn more about The Trav’s later career as a man looking after a talking baby, or a man who carries around a briefcase full of Christmas lights, or a man who swaps faces with the wooden-faced Jodie Foster impersonator Nicholas Cage.

But we can’t all be rational adults with problem-strewn lives of our own and no time for monitoring the affairs of yesteryear’s celebrities.

From Paris With Love – Blu-ray Review

August 5th, 2012 By David Scarborough

You’re off to a bad start when the title for your latest John Travolta starring blockbuster is a play on one of James Bond’s more reserved offerings.

From Paris With Love is another movie from the Luc Besson production line (story credit obligatory), this time involving some secret agents, terrorist plots and John Travolta looking like something Marlon Brando ate.

At its core, it’s a continuation of his character from The Taking of Pelham 123 (except playing for the other side now)?still unhinged, erratic and clearly having a ball. It’s the most fun he’s been on screen for quite a while.

Happy Easter Everyone! Here’s Some Famous People Who Have Also Risen From The Dead!

April 1st, 2010 By Josh Burt

Christians around the world will be marking the day that Jesus casually strolled out of his tomb and blew everyone's minds, by frenziedly heaping great big handfuls of chocolate egg into their mouths, whilst enjoying Mel Gibson?s rather angry take on The Life of Brian.

Yes sir, it's going to be a great few days.

Anyway, in honour of this chocolatey holiday, we thought it high time we paid our respects to some other historical figures – more specifically, famous people – who have also risen from the dead. Only in a slightly less literal sense. They weren't actually dead. They were just jobless for a wee bit.