The world is full of powerful people just waiting to be extorted. Royalty. Oligarchs. Tech billionaires.
Notice who isn’t on that list? John Stamos. John Stamos isn’t a man who you’d ever want to extort. Not because he’s lived such a perfect life that nobody can get any dirt on him, or because he’s such a ferocious wildman that he’d chase you down and beat you into a coma if you ever even so much as thought about extorting him, but because what’s the point? It’s John Stamos. When has anybody ever cared about anything that John Stamos has done?
That hasn’t stopped two people from getting arrested for allegedly extorting John Stamos, though. The idiots.
