I don’t even know what to say. I feel like the title alone speaks for itself. John Mayer is, well, John Mayer. He writes stupid moody songs that apparently everyone but me likes, but he’s also kind of undercover sleazy. He’s literally like every other scummy douche with a guitar trying to sound soulful when really he’s sliding into bitches DMs left, right and center.
Last week, music producer David Foster posted a picture of him and his super hot daughter, Erin, on Instagram. John commented asking for David to put in a good word. Classic John Mayer. This week, John has taken to hitting up Twitter to hit on Nicki Minaj. Because…well…JOHN MAYER.