You might have forgotten that it even existed, but Big Brother Celebrity Hijack reached its dramatic conclusion last night. Well, its conclusion.
And, if you're into that sort of thing, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack finale threw up all kinds of surprises – not least that John Loughton, the overweight oversensitive perennial outsider ginger politician, beat the odds voted as the show's winner. But last night's Big Brother Celebrity Hijack had an even bigger surprise in store.
Emilia came second. And she was rubbish.
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Have you heard the news? Celebrity Big Brother‘s back on the air, only this time Channel 4 is so scared of starting another full-scale international race war that it’s had to make some changes.
For starters you can’t call it Celebrity Big Brother any more – you have to call it Big Brother Celebrity Hijack. Second of all, it’s all on E4 rather than Channel 4 itself – which is frankly an outrage because if Big Brother‘s on E4, where are the 15 solid daily hours of Friends repeats going to go? And thirdly there aren’t any celebrities in the Big Brother house – for the next month the celebrities are Big Brother and the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates are ‘specially talented’ normal goons who seem to think that spending a month in a box being shouted at by Ian Wright will improve their lives somehow. Fools.
The housemates all entered the Big Brother house last night and one of the fuckers has got to win, so here are the early Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds, with help from Paddy Power…
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