God bless Abi Titmuss. Imagine if your entire career was founded on a video where you put John Leslie’s penis in your mouth.
You’d struggle, wouldn’t you? But not Abi Titmuss. In many ways, John Leslie’s penis acted as a kind of gruesome veiny key that would go on to unlock the rest of Abi Titmuss’s life. Thanks to that one moment, Abi has reached pinnacle after pinnacle in every field she’s operated in – tawdry nearly-named photos, tawdry nearly-naked videos, horrible reality shows, sex-obsessed books that appear to have been written by a 14-year-old boy. And now acting.
Well, not really acting, unless you count getting a bit-part in a musical that’s playing in pub as success. But don’t tell her, will you? You’ll break her heart.
