Articles tagged with: John JE Englebert
Lindsay Lohan Saved From Fur Coat Lawsuit By Kindly Alcohol Industry
Lindsay Lohan only learns by being punished. Would Lindsay Lohan have gone to rehab if she hadn't got arrested all the time? No. Sadly, this is something that needs to be explained to the owner of a New York bar and nightclub. Although Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a student who claims Lindsay stole her $11,000 fur coat from someone else's bar, John JE Englebert has decided to not only pay the lawsuit settlement on Lindsay Lohan's behalf, but to also buy her a fur coat identical to the one she allegedly stole. There's a cavaet to this deal, though - if Lindsay Lohan accepts his offer, she has to give up this silly 'recovery' business of hers. Without Lindsay Lohan's prodigious alcoholism to buoy his businesses up, he's had to start farming his children's internal organs to Russian street gangs just to pay for the sawdust that his family has been reduced to eating these days.
Lindsay Lohan only learns by being punished. Would Lindsay Lohan have gone to rehab if she hadn't got arrested all the time? No. Sadly, this is something that needs to be explained to the owner of a New York bar and nightclub. Although Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a student who claims Lindsay stole her $11,000 fur coat from someone else's bar, John JE Englebert has decided to not only pay the lawsuit settlement on Lindsay Lohan's behalf, but to also buy her a fur coat identical to the one she allegedly stole. There's a cavaet to this deal, though - if Lindsay Lohan accepts his offer, she has to give up this silly 'recovery' business of hers. Without Lindsay Lohan's prodigious alcoholism to buoy his businesses up, he's had to start farming his children's internal organs to Russian street gangs just to pay for the sawdust that his family has been reduced to eating these days.
