Tom Cruise Likened To Mentalist, Doctor Likened To Nazi, Scientology Unsurprisingly Involved A doctor, Playboy and Nazis. With just three clues we want you, our intrepid readers, to guess what this story could possibly be about. Though that does mean ignoring the picture next to this text. And the headline. Hmm...

That's right, it's Tom Cruise News! Was there ever any doubt? Yes, it would seem we live in a world where it makes more than enough sense for a comment in Playboy magazine by a TV doctor to result in said doctor being likened to a Nazi, on behalf of the Cruiser's legal representation. We at hecklerspray are confused and annoyed by this world, but we soldier on.